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Trump's Second Term

TragicMonkey said:
It were witches that withered my crops! They put a curse* on my SQL query, that's why I didn't finish the work project! WITCHES!!!! Clearly we need to grant Trump more power so he can deal with the witches that plague our land!!!!





*for computer-based curses witches use hexadecimal.
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But did they turn you into a newt, regardless of if you got better?
 
Andy_Ross said:
Important clarification

Pete Hegseth
@PeteHegseth
Important clarification:
The U.S. military has a long-standing partnership w/ Qatar, including today’s announced cooperation w/ F-15QA aircraft. However, to be clear, Qatar will not have their own base in the United States—nor anything like a base. We control the existing base, like we do with all partners.
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"All your base are belong to us."
 
TragicMonkey said:
At least this time he didn't feel the need to try to explain what groceries are. That's pretty good!

Unless he felt the need to explain what groceries are but couldn't, so he skipped it. That's worse.

Soooo many data points on the "Stupid Or Insane?" scatterchart gameboard these days! Looking like just a big ol' blob of awfulness, which fits neatly with Trump's appearance as well!
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I'll go with "Stupid And Insane".
 
Andy_Ross said:
Important clarification

Pete Hegseth
@PeteHegseth
Important clarification:
The U.S. military has a long-standing partnership w/ Qatar, including today’s announced cooperation w/ F-15QA aircraft. However, to be clear, Qatar will not have their own base in the United States—nor anything like a base. We control the existing base, like we do with all partners.
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I'm imagining the ◊◊◊◊ storm Hegseth has been enduring from the MAGA base today ever since he announced what sounded exactly like he was letting Qatar build a military base in America.
 
Jack by the hedge said:
I'm imagining the ◊◊◊◊ storm Hegseth has been enduring from the MAGA base today ever since he announced what sounded exactly like he was letting Qatar build a military base in America.
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Wonder what the Qataris think of Hegseth and Trump now.

Q: Here's a nice 400 million dollar plane as a little bribe.
H: Thanks!
Q: So can you build us our own military airbase in Utah, please?
H: Sure!
USA: WTAF??!
H: .....oh ◊◊◊◊! No! Not a real one!
Q: But you promised! And that 747 wasn't cheap!
 
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Dr.Sid said:
Can somebody finally ask him WTF is wrong with his percentages ? It's like every person in that room has be thinking "here he comes again" ..
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I fear for the future of the US when nobody in the main stream media has the nerve to point out that reducing the price of something by 100% means that it now costs nothing and reducing the price by more than 100% means paying somebody to take it.
 
psionl0 said:
I fear for the future of the US when nobody in the main stream media has the nerve to point out that reducing the price of something by 100% means that it now costs nothing and reducing the price by more than 100% means paying somebody to take it.
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Well, one of Trump's professors did call him the dumbest goddam students he ever had.
 
Norman Alexander said:
Wonder what the Qataris think of Hegseth and Trump now.

Q: Here's a nice 400 million dollar plane as a little bribe.
H: Thanks!
Q: So can you build us our own military airbase in Utah, please?
H: Sure!
USA: WTAF??!
H: .....oh ◊◊◊◊! No! Not a real one!
Q: But you promised! And that 747 wasn't cheap!
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the jet is chickenfeed compared to the $5 billion Trump Tower and beach resort
 
sackett said:
Antifa is the perfect bogey: it only exists in the minds -- okay, the mouths -- of
the MagaRepublicans.
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Which is why the Antifa leaders are “fleeing the country” instead of being arrested or killed. If you arrest someone, they have to previously exist. If they somehow escape they can be just like that girlfriend in Canada.
 
Jack by the hedge said:
Imagine that. China has a huge proportion of the world's rare earths production and they're prepared to flex that power in response to Trump's tariff war. And so Trump lost his ◊◊◊◊ and heaped another 100% tariff on them. But China already saw and understand about TACO, and China has a totalitarian state's pain threshold when it comes to this sort of test of endurance. They know Trump will blink long before they have to.
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I wonder, though. 2/3 of the nation could be living out of their cars, and Trump would still be saying he resides over the strongest economy in history. And his sycophants would parrot that, and his cult would accept that.
 
Armitage72 said:
He was also obviously mixing up oil (barrel) and gasoline (gallon). It's understandable, it's not as if he's ever pumped his own gas in his life.
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He doesn't know the ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ difference, or that there is a difference. He doesn't care because he is a congenital liar.
 
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