Troophemisms

[Dr. Lao]

Government Shill - What you call the other guy when he is winning the argument.

 

[Senor_Pointy]

"I've read the NIST report" - "I've either never seen or don't understand the NIST report"

 

[maccy]

The X-Files: A factural serial documentary about how the government operates and what technology it possesses

i was watching my x-files dvds and in the 5th season episode kill switch the DoD has orbital weapons platforms capable of firing a laser and destroying a cargo container or small RV with pinpoint accuracy

therefore, the technology is proven to exist

With it's well known spinoff The Lone Gunmen with scripts provided to Chris Carter by the CIA to, um, do something or other.

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[Foolmewunz]

Truth: Anything I say; not what you say. And... and... You can't tell me what to say! You don't own me! It's a free country and ... and.... my mommy said we are allowed to speak our opinions, in America. So there, Poopy Head!

 

[PerryLogan]

Waking up: Having a complete mental breakdown, with permanent impairment of higher cognitive functions.

The government: did it!