Dancing David
Penultimate Amazing
And even those are models, arbitrary (and necessarily subjective) definitions. There is no significant difference (no matter how we want to believe it) between "table" or "a collection of atoms". Both models work for certain language games, but one is no more, well, objective or real than the other.
That said, when people says that the table is not "really a table" but a collection of atoms with certain properties, or a figment in the mind of god, is not advacning to a better description or a more objective description.
as the AHB said it is better to remove the arrow than to figure out where it came from and who fired it