The Ultimate Conspiracy

Sorry, but this conspiracy, like all the others, is simply a side-effect of The Conspiracy.

Ha! Don't think I didn't notice that you put a HYPERLINK in there, in a futile effort to strain my computer to the limit so I'd buy more hardware! Even so, I couldn't resist the impulse to click the link, thus putting more strain on the server, wasting more bandwidth... you're with THEM, aren't you?

[Makes sign of the cross with fingers]

Are you seriously trying to make me believe that Bill Gates wouldn't napalm a busload of schoolchildren if he felt like it? Of COURSE he would, you closed-minded NWO shill!

It's computers. Just that. Nothing more. I feel sullied just by tapping these words out.
 
"This is all admitted, it's out in the open... I have an article from the mainstream press that talks about connections between the NSA and Microsoft. This is all in the press, I'm not the one reporting it. It's admitted, out in the open."

Can anyone guess who I'm impersonating?
Can you give us some clues?
 

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