Cont: The thread for stupidity from GQP politicians who don't have their own thread Part II

[TragicMonkey]

There are probably two sides to this story and I think we should just let bigons be bigons.

The bigons should fight it out on the quad.

 

[Norman Alexander]

The bigons should fight it out on the quad.

...of the monoversity.

 

[shemp]

gwen howerton (@kissphoria.bsky.social)

The "F.U.R.R.I.E.S ACT" bill from Stan Gerdes (R-Smithville) would prohibit "non-human behavior" in Texas schools, including but not limited to: -Litterboxes -Tails -"Leashes, collars, other accessories designed for pets" -"Barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal noises" -"licking oneself"

bsky.app

The "F.U.R.R.I.E.S ACT" bill from Stan Gerdes (R-Smithville) would prohibit "non-human behavior" in Texas schools, including but not limited to:

-Litterboxes
-Tails
-"Leashes, collars, other accessories designed for pets"
-"Barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal noises"
-"licking oneself"

 

[shemp]

wrong thread

 

[Norman Alexander]

gwen howerton (@kissphoria.bsky.social)

The "F.U.R.R.I.E.S ACT" bill from Stan Gerdes (R-Smithville) would prohibit "non-human behavior" in Texas schools, including but not limited to: -Litterboxes -Tails -"Leashes, collars, other accessories designed for pets" -"Barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal noises" -"licking oneself"

bsky.app

Silly title for the bill, actually.

 

[Ryan O'Dine]

gwen howerton (@kissphoria.bsky.social)

The "F.U.R.R.I.E.S ACT" bill from Stan Gerdes (R-Smithville) would prohibit "non-human behavior" in Texas schools, including but not limited to: -Litterboxes -Tails -"Leashes, collars, other accessories designed for pets" -"Barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal noises" -"licking oneself"

bsky.app

I wouldn't object as long as you can still lick other people.

 

[LiteBright]

gwen howerton (@kissphoria.bsky.social)

The "F.U.R.R.I.E.S ACT" bill from Stan Gerdes (R-Smithville) would prohibit "non-human behavior" in Texas schools, including but not limited to: -Litterboxes -Tails -"Leashes, collars, other accessories designed for pets" -"Barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal noises" -"licking oneself"

bsky.app

Wearing bulletproof vests ok though...in fact it should be encouraged.

 

[Armitage72]

gwen howerton (@kissphoria.bsky.social)

The "F.U.R.R.I.E.S ACT" bill from Stan Gerdes (R-Smithville) would prohibit "non-human behavior" in Texas schools, including but not limited to: -Litterboxes -Tails -"Leashes, collars, other accessories designed for pets" -"Barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal noises" -"licking oneself"

bsky.app

"I feel funny when I see Lola Bunny, so I'm lashing out."

 

[shemp]

GOP Rep: “Climate Change Is A Sham Because God Controls The Climate Because He Controls The Sun”

“I’ve been very outspoken about this. It’s a sham – this whole climate change is a sham. First of all, God controls the climate because he controls the sun and the sun controls the weather, primarily.” – GOP Rep. Mary Miller, speaking to an apparent Christian nationalist podcaster.

Last year Miller earned national headlines when she declared that climate activists are “communists” who have “demonized carbon dioxide, the miracle molecule that causes things to grow.”

Miller is a member of the House Agriculture Committee and her husband, Illinois state Rep. Chris Miller, reportedly attended the Capitol insurrection.

 

[LDE1976]

GOP Rep: “Climate Change Is A Sham Because God Controls The Climate Because He Controls The Sun”



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Odin's Frenulum, these people are beyond hope.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Don't gainsay her if you are a federal employee, Donald says you can't say anything against Christianity.

 

[Norman Alexander]

Don't gainsay her if you are a federal employee, Donald says you can't say anything against Christianity.

They don't mean the Jesus version of Christianity, they mean the hand-waving, snake-handling, money-grabbing, private jet owning millionairey Christianity.

 

[Jagster]

Odin's Frenulum, these people are beyond hope.

Just when I think all of the stupid has been said, ( regarding the sham of climate change) my jaw is once again on the floor……

 

[kookbreaker]

EmptyG held a town hall where she brought enough goons to tase anyone who was angry. She told her audience to shut the hell up and when someone asked a question about Musk she called that person brainwashed.

Ironically probably the most successful GOP town hall this year.

Police stun 2 demonstrators at Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's town hall

Three audience members were arrested and about twice as many were removed from the event held in the Georgia Republican's district.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[Norman Alexander]

EmptyG held a town hall where she brought enough goons to tase anyone who was angry. She told her audience to shut the hell up and when someone asked a question about Musk she called that person brainwashed.

Ironically probably the most successful GOP town hall this year.

Police stun 2 demonstrators at Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's town hall

Three audience members were arrested and about twice as many were removed from the event held in the Georgia Republican's district.

www.nbcnews.com

She will count this a "success". Because she made the news.

Next time, she needs to be custard-pied.

 

[surrogate]

She will count this a "success". Because she made the news.

Next time, she needs to be custard-pied.

Too expensive, as custard is made with eggs. I suggest cow pies instead.

 

[Norman Alexander]

Too expensive, as custard is made with eggs. I suggest cow pies instead.

As long as it sticks good and proper and makes he look like she got totally slimed, so the TV coverage has minutes of her screeching reaction shots, it can be anything you like.

 

[bruto]

On a more local level, we have an Idaho senator in a tantrum telling a native American from Idaho to go back where he came from, when he questions the senator's statement that prejudice does not exist there. And of course the State GOP backs him up.

Idaho GOP stands behind Senator after racist outburst

A bipartisan forum in a small Latah County community took a turn when Republican Senate incumbent Dan Foreman stormed out of the event, following a racist outburst directed at a Native American candidate.

www.boisestatepublicradio.org

Just a little one, of course.

 

[Resume]

What's the dog killer doing with 3 Gs in her purse?

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief while eating dinner at a downtown Washington, DC, restaurant Sunday night, two sources familiar with the incident, including a law enforcement source, told CNN.

The Secret Service, which provides security for Noem, reviewed security camera footage at the restaurant and saw an unknown white male wearing a medical mask steal her bag and leave the restaurant.

The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash, the law enforcement source said.

 

[bruto]

What's the dog killer doing with 3 Gs in her purse?

Maybe she's doing her part to curtail government waste. Steal it before they give it to those undeserving [insert your favorite them].