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The prophecy will be fulfilled.

1inChrist said:
I have no idea what ''Paint It Black'' is and I didn't answer yes to that. I said Thomas. Jesus proved to Thomas, a skeptic, that He was really Lord. Now, you will have the Lord's power proven to you. GLORIOUS DAYS AHEAD BROTHER!
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He, he. Marquis de Carabas and 1inC are now BROTHERS. Hallaluah. Thank you, Jesus.
 
TragicMonkey said:
It says something about your church if Kool-Aid gives it a quantity-purchase discount.
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I know what hell is. It is being the marketing manager for a product that has become irretrievably linked to stupidity and suicide.
 
Well, 1inChrist says his god has told him Mr. Osama would be captured on 29th.

And on 29th a video tape of him is made public by Al-Jazeera.

That makes me think of at least two options:

1.- 1inC works for Al-Jazeera and heard something about old Osama.

2.- 1inC's god works for Al-Jazeera, speaks Arabic and 1inC doesn't understand him quite well.

... more ideas?
 
Somewhere in a secret garage in middle America, an enraged religious twit is thumping a television set and swearing. Meanwhile all around him, his erstwhile religious "buddies", including his so-called "reverend" of the sect, are counting the cash they took off him in a sure-fire bet and snickering quietly. Prediction: a conversion to radical buddhism will follow shortly.
 
TruthSeeker said:
If nothing else, OBL did make the news on the 29th. Far cry from being captured but still....ok, I admit, I'm still in love with 1inC :D
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Aha! Stockholm Syndrome! :p :D
 
I think 1inC made an anti-prediction. On the exact day 1inC said OBL was supposed to be captured video was shown of him giving his "Neener, neener, neener, can't catch me, you Imperialist American Dogs" speech*. What a good laugh Satan must be having now at 1inC.

*Or whatever it was he said, I didn't pay attention.
 
Lisa Simpson said:
I think 1inC made an anti-prediction. On the exact day 1inC said OBL was supposed to be captured video was shown of him giving his "Neener, neener, neener, can't catch me, you Imperialist American Dogs" speech*. What a good laugh Satan must be having now at 1inC.
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Then I must add a new possibility:

3.- 1inC is Uri Geller

:p
 
Lisa Simpson said:
I think 1inC made an anti-prediction. On the exact day 1inC said OBL was supposed to be captured video was shown of him giving his "Neener, neener, neener, can't catch me, you Imperialist American Dogs" speech*. What a good laugh Satan must be having now at 1inC.

*Or whatever it was he said, I didn't pay attention.
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It's like bizzarro world (is that right, superman fans?). 1inC's predictions are actually the opposite of what will happen. As if God filters the prophecies through a mirror.

Poor 1inC.
 
Lisa Simpson said:
I think 1inC made an anti-prediction. On the exact day 1inC said OBL was supposed to be captured video was shown of him giving his "Neener, neener, neener, can't catch me, you Imperialist American Dogs" speech*. What a good laugh Satan must be having now at 1inC.

*Or whatever it was he said, I didn't pay attention.
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Didn't have to pay attention. That's basically what he said. He was just dropping by before the election to remind us that he is alive, well, and not captured.

Robert
 
1inChrist said:
I cannot WAIT! I am watching FOX NEWS as we speak and am waiting for the news of his capture. I cannot wait until the fear of God shoots through your heart like an arrow. I cannot wait until all knees on this forum bow down to His Might. For what a Glorious site it will be to behold when all those who have rejected Him witness His AMAZING Glory up close and personal.

Today the Angels sing and the demons cry.
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I told you so. This is going in my sig.
 
CFLarsen said:
Osama was caught....on camera....
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Bzzzzzzt. "Caught" on camera implies it was against his will, or without his cooperation. Since he is clearly mugging for this little flick, he wasn't "caught" in any sense.

Now, if the paparazzi provided video of him leaving a Tel Aviv dance club with Madonna....er, Ester....on his arm, that would be "caught".
 
TruthSeeker said:
It's like bizzarro world (is that right, superman fans?). 1inC's predictions are actually the opposite of what will happen. As if God filters the prophecies through a mirror.

Poor 1inC.
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Well, perhaps God has a wicked sense of humor. If I was God, I might want to play some nasty tricks on people like 1inchChrist. Don't think I'd stop at having him make a fool of himself though :a2: .

Funny how silent he has become, all of a sudden :D.

HELLO 1inchChrist! Whereforth art thou? Any comments?



Hans
 
Anathema said:
Bzzzzzzt. "Caught" on camera implies it was against his will, or without his cooperation. Since he is clearly mugging for this little flick, he wasn't "caught" in any sense.

Now, if the paparazzi provided video of him leaving a Tel Aviv dance club with Madonna....er, Ester....on his arm, that would be "caught".
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Spoilsport. :D
 
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