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The Poll: KNIFE CONTROL!

Why should knives be banned?

  • Only pointy knives should be banned!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Knives are evil, ban them!

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Knives dont' stab people, people stab people!

    Votes: 17 33.3%
  • Ordinary people can't be trusted with knives!

    Votes: 4 7.8%
  • Knives are a tool of the criminal element!

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Knives are a tool of the cooking and butchering element!

    Votes: 7 13.7%
  • Butchers use them, save the animals!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Cutting poor defenseless meat is cruel! Ban them!

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Because a doctor said so!

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Because Murdoch Inc. said so!

    Votes: 4 7.8%
  • On planet X, all knives are kept in a locked case!

    Votes: 15 29.4%

  • Total voters
    51
I wanted to answer earlier but when I opened my front door this morning a tide of knife crime forced me back into the house and I've been cowering under the stairs ever since. But I'm getting a bit worried because my vacuum cleaner is here and that has some metal and someone could sharpen it to a point and then .........arrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I once cut myself rather badly with a serrated plastic knife from the Bread Company....

If pointy bladed weapons are prohibited, I guess I'll be limited to my meat cleaver and my machete. Come to think of it, my chain saw isn't particularly pointy either. (though rather hard to conceal, what with the 2-stroke oil and all.)
 
I think we should also spell knives "knifes" because an f is much less pointy looking than a v, and thus will hurt your eyes less.
 
I think we should also spell knives "knifes" because an f is much less pointy looking than a v, and thus will hurt your eyes less.
LOL.

In fairness to the gun control people that are getting raked over the coals here...it's a lot harder to go on a mass killing spree with a knife.
 
LOL.

In fairness to the gun control people that are getting raked over the coals here...it's a lot harder to go on a mass killing spree with a knife.

But you should see what I can do with a shillaly!
 
If you get rid of knives, can you still you a sword?

Anyone know what this is?

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If you get rid of knives, can you still you a sword?

Anyone know what this is?

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Anybody notice what your nic is?
 
There was much hysteria about this in Scotland recently where I took part in the public consultation for the so-called "sword ban".

I was amazed at how poorly worded the draft regulation was - and how stupid.

It's definition of sword (for example) could have effectively banned Fencing, Kendo - in fact any martial art, or sport, which used a sword-like implement - and re-enactmant group which used swords (quite important in the tourism industry). Thankfully that provision was effectively dropped.

One point that they still haven't addressed is the 'knife question'. I remember seeing a news item on it which will illustrate my point. A chief inspector stated that if someone wanted to buy a knife to use legally then that person would be happy to wait for 2-weeks for the knife to be posted to him.

This neglected a couple of points.

Anyone who wanted to use a knife "wilfully" would be happy to wait for 2 weeks and can easily get around such a device. A criminal who was going to deliberately use a knife in a crime is going to use a knife in a crime... As a judge I discussed this with pointed out "there is plenty of provision within the law to deal with this - why exactly we need another one is beyond me".

You don't need to use a knife to stab somene. A screwdriver makes a particualrly effective stilletto - I suppose we should wait 2 weeks for them as well.

And why knives? Why not put a 2 week limit on golf clubs, baseball bats or cricket bats?

I never got a satisfactory answer to my questions and the bill has moved on now. I've still got the feedback document somewhere - which makes for interesting reading stating, as it does, that the [scottish] public thought that the Bill was a waste of time.

It's sad state of affairs when governments appear to jump at everything they are told is a 'problem'.
 
So now we need to ban all screwdrivers and pointy letters as well!

Letters are dangerous and hurts far more than knives - specially pointy letters! Words like ***** and ********** can KILL you if you´re reckless! BAN THEM!!

Screwdrivers are okay though (specially those in glasses)...
 

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