The official twoofer fact sheet!

[Myriad]

Fact: You are mistaken

If I agree with this one, will the whole document disappear in a puff of paradox?

Respectfully,
Myriad

PS: I tried it. It did!

 

[anticonspiracy911]

But it's DA TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOF SIR! Every physical law was broken that day, IT'S DA TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!

 

[Drudgewire]

Faster than freefall underwater!

I only said 2 clunkity clunks! Surely it was an inside job!

That's because the physics are different underwater.

If you say "clunkity splash" instead you'll see it is supported by NIST.