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The Easter Conspiracy

scissorhands said:
Arent they the same place though really?
Youve got a big island and a smaller one next to it.
You both play rugby.
Why be so uptight about these definitions?
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Almost but not quite. We have a collection of islands here, the largest being the "West Island".

-Gumboot
 
Arent they the same place though really?
Youve got a big island and a smaller one next to it.
You both play rugby.
Why be so uptight about these definitions?
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Because we are Australians and they are New Zealanders. It is a fascinating relationship really. We bicker and banter among ourselves day in day out. But if any country threatens either. We are suddenly thiick as theives.

It is interesting how the two countries have progressed in recent years. At one stage there was a standing joke that so manyt Kiwis were leaving the place. Could the last man out turn of the lights in Auckland

Recently adds have begun appearing in Australia encouraging Australians to move there. The economy is booming so hard and fast they cant find enough skilled labour to keep up with the job creation.

But all jokes aside - I remember an Australian servicemen once saying to me. If he ever got in a fight, he would always be honoured to have a New Zealander watching his back
 
gumboot said:
First it was the road cones...

Now I've uncovered another conspiracy perpetrated specifically to hinder me and mine. And this one really is the fault of the Jews...

It's Easter - Good Friday. I have no food in my house because I've been away working on a huge television commercial for the last two weeks.

Because it's Easter, nothing is open. There's no where for me to get any food.

Over 2000 years ago Jews intentionally had one Mr J Christ executed. This was the opening act in a devious and long-lasting plot to ensure I went hungry tonight.

-Gumboot
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easter wont be bothering us anymore....ive sent the nWo a messege...

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MG1962 said:
But all jokes aside - I remember an Australian servicemen once saying to me. If he ever got in a fight, he would always be honoured to have a New Zealander watching his back
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There's an old saying... There's no defensive position the Australians can't assault and capture... and if held by New Zealanders the position will never be lost.

This is an interesting revelation. Were it our will, the ANZACs would seize and hold the entire planet as part of our domain. All other men should give thanks that we have not done so... ;)

-Gumboot
 
There's an old saying... There's no defensive position the Australians can't assault and capture... and if held by New Zealanders the position will never be lost.

This is an interesting revelation. Were it our will, the ANZACs would seize and hold the entire planet as part of our domain. All other men should give thanks that we have not done so... :wink:
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And once we conqured the world, would you put your hand up to teach the Americans how to play Rugby properly? Talk about a lost cause ')
 
MG1962 said:
And once we conqured the world, would you put your hand up to teach the Americans how to play Rugby properly? Talk about a lost cause ')
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Imagine trying to get them to take off all that body armour...

-Gumboot
 
Hmm. South Park just this week did a show about the Easter Conspiracy.

 
delphi_ote said:
You're just trying to strip us down so we'll join your homerotic rugby gang bang!
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Nothing wrong with a burly lock putting his arm between a burly prop's thighs to ensure a strong grip that maintains the integrity of the scrum!

(I'm serious, the locks put their arms between the props legs and hold the front of their jerseys)

-Gumboot
 
gumboot said:
Nothing wrong with a burly lock putting his arm between a burly prop's thighs to ensure a strong grip that maintains the integrity of the scrum!

(I'm serious, the locks put their arms between the props legs and hold the front of their jerseys)

-Gumboot
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Yes, but our sport is totally heterosexua...
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... who am I kidding?
 
Brainache said:
I blame the English Public (ie Private) School system.
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There's nothing quite as invigorating as a group of likely young chaps kicking their leathery balls around a grassy pitch in the hope of giving one's chums a good old walloping.

-Gumboot
 
gumboot said:
I've played a multitude of sports for most of my life and I've never once felt gay.

-Gumboot
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Not once?

Not ever? How about when you were in the change room showers with a lot of other naked guys? You didn't look around and say, "Hmmm, this looks a bit gay to me."?:duck:
 
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