Ted Haggard rises from the dead

The controversial Christian evangelical is getting his own reality project on the cable network. Ted Haggard: Scandalous will air as a one-hour special on the network.
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Reality project?
wtf does that mean to a modern tv company?
Haggard wouldn't know reality if it chewed his arse off.

He'd probably like it, though.
 
adkinsjr said:
It turns out to be much more complicated than that. You see Haggard's shrink has assured him that he doesn't fit into these conventional "boxes." It turns out you can be heterosexual with homosexual attachments; meaning you enjoy having sex with men, but you're not gay or bi like all the other men who enjoy having sex with men. Get it?
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He must be like these guys I read about in Dan Savage's column: they're not gay, they just like blanks in their blank.
 
TraneWreck said:
He must be like these guys I read about in Dan Savage's column: they're not gay, they just like blanks in their blank.
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( not you, what you quoted.)

That is the stupidest **** i have ever heard. I am sorry but brand it anything you want, but if you like men, and you like women , your bi. Only a psychiatrist with some serious ulterior motives ( the bible. ) would do the mental gymnastics to try and get around that.
 
sadhatter said:
( not you, what you quoted.)

That is the stupidest **** i have ever heard. I am sorry but brand it anything you want, but if you like men, and you like women , your bi. Only a psychiatrist with some serious ulterior motives ( the bible. ) would do the mental gymnastics to try and get around that.
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Exactly. His psychiatrist is just telling him what he wants to hear; and what he needs to tell his wife. That would be a pretty awkward situation though, like being caught on To Catch a Predator. You're family would find out and be like....:eek: :jaw-dropp :eek:

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sadhatter said:
( not you, what you quoted.)

That is the stupidest **** i have ever heard. I am sorry but brand it anything you want, but if you like men, and you like women , your bi. Only a psychiatrist with some serious ulterior motives ( the bible. ) would do the mental gymnastics to try and get around that.
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Yeah, I find it bizarre. It's almost a violation of a tautology:

Yeah, I'm a bachelor, but I'm married.
 
Yup, he'll be back bilking the faithful in no time :rolleyes:

Between this and the garbage being spewed on the Gifford shooting thread, I'm rapidly losing my hope for humanity...
 
Not sure why it should surprise me that he is able to start all over again in the same community. But it does.
 
Hey, if Popoff can do it then so can the Method Man (or Man on Man?) himself!

Unsinkable ducks.
 
foxholeatheist said:
Hey, if Popoff can do it then so can the Method Man (or Man on Man?) himself!

Unsinkable ducks.
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Not a great comparison. Popoff is not a very famous name and his unmasking by Randi is known, unfortunately, mostly only to Randi fans. Haggard's downfall is world-famous. A better comparison is Jimmy Swaggart.
 
Let's just say that it could only happen in America. I mean, a religious leader and fierce anti-homosexual gets found out repeatedly using the services of a male prostitute and drugging himself with crystal meth and, after a short rest, marches righ back in where he left off. Only in America.
 
Here is the exerpt from "The Root of All Evil" that concerns Ted Haggard:
(duration: 8:30 minutes)



Or, if you prefer....the send-up :D
(duration: 4:30 minutes)

 
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