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I'm tired and bored with blinding. Can't he make us deaf, or cut out our tongues, or swap our sexes, or something more interesting?

~~ Paul
 
Paul C. Anagnostopoulos said:
I'm tired and bored with blinding. Can't he make us deaf, or cut out our tongues, or swap our sexes, or something more interesting?

~~ Paul
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Umm...although the ability to pee standing up sounds interesting, I'd really rather not be a guy.

However, I do know a little American Sign Language, so deafness would be my choice of the above.
 
Sign me up for tying Rebecca and Moe up.

And for the blinding list. I've been doing things that supposedly make you go blind for years. I can deal with Bethke's curse.
 
duppyraces said:
And Duppyraces. Wouldn't want to make the new people feel left out.
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Duppy, I predict you will not need to worry about being left out. In your short time here, you have generated a considerable following (myself included).

And oh yes, I was one of the original blindees, and I must say it has come true. In fact, I have been blinded twice. Once on the living room windows and once on the sliding patio door.
 
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And Duppyraces. Wouldn't want to make the new people feel left out.
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I will try my very best not to make you feel left out.

I hope you like chocolate ...
 
I can get blind all by myself, thanks all the same. But since I'm fairly discriminating in what I imbibe to do that (Chateau Neuf de Pape, for example), I wouldn't mind being blinded for free.

AND I'm in the southern hemisphere, which may make Bethke's spell go backwards anyway (I truly don't need these specs these days).

AND I'm in a different time zone, so maybe only my feet will be blinded...

Hmmm... I'll await the production of evidence, but not with bated breath.
 
exarch said:
I will try my very best not to make you feel left out.

I hope you like chocolate ...
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No, I'm an old fashioned girl. Laudanum or absinthe will do nicely.
 
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No, I'm an old fashioned girl. Laudanum or absinthe will do nicely.
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Well, I could also offer you some chloroform, but I'm trying to keep it subtle ...
 
exarch said:
Well, I could also offer you some chloroform, but I'm trying to keep it subtle ...
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Okay, now that one actually did make me laugh out loud. Just make sure I don't wake up with a missing kidney or something. Oh, and make sure I do wake up. I tend to appreciate life as an athiest more than I ever did as a Christian.
 
Oh, I wanna see if DR goes to Belgium after TAM...she could travel there with exarch. If he doesnt' resort to cholorform, then it would be an awesome way to travel...a chivalrous man to protect the damsel on her voyage. exarch, put on your travel agent and guide hat, and behave, um, well...protectively ;)

How long have you been atheist now DR?
 
Eos of the Eons said:

How long have you been atheist now DR?
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My second big laugh of the day! Geez, normally when I hear that question, all my defenses go up as it's someone trying to convert me back. This forum is like sanctuary. Well, since you asked...I was a hard core Born Again Christian for years. And the more in depth I studied it trying to be a "better" Christian, the more I saw the Wizard of Oz was a man behind a curtain. While I certainly believe there are forces or processes out there that we would have a hell of a time conceiving or perceiving with our little puny brains and senses, I'd say I haven't believed in the Man with the Beard for about 14 years. And I'm not talking about Paul A. :D Damn, time flies.

Now Loki is a god I DO believe in. That one seems to rule my life.

What about you?
 
Oh, and when I say forces and processes, I'm hoping you all know I'm speaking of things like quantum physics and beyond time and the visible universe...not ESP and faith healing. :p
 
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