September Stundie Finals

Vote for the best Stundie of September

  • 1) Truth beats facts

    Votes: 54 67.5%

  • 2) Jesus books beat dinosaur books

    Votes: 15 18.8%

  • 3) Why won't people that don't see UFOs agree they are real?

    Votes: 11 13.8%

  • 4) Xerex is in on it

    Votes: 27 33.8%

  • 5) Phones can't just be phones

    Votes: 21 26.3%

  • 6) Our maker screwed up our immune system

    Votes: 6 7.5%

  • 7) Gravity isn't caused by rotation and other things

    Votes: 23 28.7%

  • 8) Graviton radar generator

    Votes: 5 6.3%

  • 9) Gravity disproven by wind

    Votes: 16 20.0%

  • 10) Ron Paul: always two things at once

    Votes: 13 16.3%

  • 11) Inescapible pod of rescue then death

    Votes: 23 28.7%

  • 12) Spell-ing

    Votes: 7 8.8%

  • 13) Barium diet, anyone?

    Votes: 7 8.8%

  • 14) Canada and Russia, just an arbitrary line

    Votes: 6 7.5%

  • 15) Since rockets aren't real maybe it was aliens?

    Votes: 16 20.0%

  • 16) Doctors are bad

    Votes: 15 18.8%

  • 17) 'Thal brains fight back!

    Votes: 6 7.5%

  • 18) Mt Everest Spaceport

    Votes: 15 18.8%

  • 19) My gut bacteria made me do it!

    Votes: 7 8.8%

  • 20) Telepathy tells me many things, mostly about beastiality

    Votes: 22 27.5%
  • Total voters
    80
  • Poll closed .
thedopefishlives said:
NUmber 1 is basically a two-sentence synopsis of everything that is conspiracy theory. If a person can't see what is so horribly broken about those sentences, they're probably a CTer.
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Brainster said:
#1 is pithier, but the Xerex one, that's major whack.
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I had to vote for No. 1 because it is pure essence of CT, but No. 4 too because it made me laugh.
 
I'm proud that my first-ever Stundie nomination won by such a landslide.
 
High quality candidates this month, indeed.
It was difficult to narrow the choice to just one, but I felt #11 had a certain quirky charm to it.
 
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