UnrepentantSinner
A post by Alan Smithee
Unsurprisingly, liberals remain angry and bitter in victory, while conservatives move along with their lives.
I guess Obama knew what he was doing when he said, "Voting is the best revenge!" He certainly knows how to relate to his perpetually tantrum-throwing base. I was a bit confused at the statement... revenge for what? Milquetoast Romney inspires feelings of revenge? In who? Huh?
As best as I can figure, the "revenge" is for some combination of the following transgressions:
- Forcing liberals to experience constant teeth-grinding envy by living a successful and happy life.
- Calling moochers moochers.
- Making President Boyfriend look like a stuttering buffoon in front of a huge national audience.
- Living wholesomely, which is not cool and therefore sets a bad example for the children.
- RAAAACISM! WAR ON WOMEN! WARMONGERERS! EARTH-RAPERS! LOOK AT HOW ANGRY THE @#$%#^@ TEABAGGERS ARE!
Here's $10. Go buy yourself a sense of irony.