Religious figures reincarnated (Split from: Pope responds question from atheist)

[dafydd]

She can always reincarnate in a planet with warm sandy beaches. It's just a matter of adapting the number of cups in the bikini to the local biology.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she outgrew her B shells.

 

[Kopji]

If we can't tell the difference between this and parody how can it be taken seriously?

The battle between logic, reason, and facts on one side - and authoritarian 'revelation' on the other can obviously go on for a long time, but it is pretty much one sided folks.

 

[aleCcowaN]

I see this particular brush as a matter of public health. We can only promote intellectual hygiene, or humour, that glorious humanly feature that deals with imbalances.

Besides, the local posterhood struggles daily to show the Brownian motion in a fora is far from being a book or anything related with written language or committed to any cultural end (unless cultural whitish noise is somewhat culture).

 

[Craig B]

I see this particular brush as a matter of public health. We can only promote intellectual hygiene, or humour, that glorious humanly feature that deals with imbalances.

Besides, the local posterhood struggles daily to show the Brownian motion in a fora is far from being a book or anything related with written language or committed to any cultural end (unless cultural whitish noise is somewhat culture).

if I had the least idea what on earth you're talking about, I'd say "very wise". Do the first three letters of your pseudonym explain the content of your post?

 

[dafydd]

Besides, the local posterhood struggles daily to show the Brownian motion in a fora is far from being a book or anything related with written language or committed to any cultural end (unless cultural whitish noise is somewhat culture).

Are you using a random word generator?

 

[Kathie Bondar]

Give the Creator some credit. His system is a little more complicated and human beings are not on top of the chain. In terms of evolution on Earth, yes, but in terms of the universe, we are minute players.
Adam and Eve are a myth, you and I did not start out as human beings and when the cycle of life on Earth is completed for each of us, we become something else, elsewhere. A novel idea for you perhaps, but don't knock it until you are quite familiar with the concept.
I will not give the creator credit, mainly because there was no creator.
Could you please explain the hilited text.

If people have problems with what I was saying until now, this will really raise some eyebrows.
All beings in the universe start out as the simplest possible, say a nutrino or electron. Through subsequent lives we advance to a higher form of life, a cell, a molecule, and eventually become a human being or a dog, etc...
You complete your cycles as a human being, a dog, elephant, etc... you advance to become a planet, a sun, etc... At each phase there is a merger of a number of individuals is involved and the information of how exactly this takes place has not been given to me.
You complete your cycles and become a galaxy. A galaxy with attitude?
Yes, I did say this was going to blow some minds. You asked.

 

[Pixel42]

Yes, I did say this was going to blow some minds. You asked.

Why on earth would piffle like this blow anybody's mind?

Now if you had any evidence to support your assertions they might arose some interest. But you clearly don't, and moreover you have made assertions which have been demonstrated to be false, so it's just piffle. We get people spouting piffle here all the time; no eyebrows are raised by it, just laughs.

 

[Empress]

If people have problems with what I was saying until now, this will really raise some eyebrows.
All beings in the universe start out as the simplest possible, say a nutrino or electron. Through subsequent lives we advance to a higher form of life, a cell, a molecule, and eventually become a human being or a dog, etc...
You complete your cycles as a human being, a dog, elephant, etc... you advance to become a planet, a sun, etc... At each phase there is a merger of a number of individuals is involved and the information of how exactly this takes place has not been given to me.
You complete your cycles and become a galaxy. A galaxy with attitude?
Yes, I did say this was going to blow some minds. You asked.

Wait. So galaxies used to be people, or snails, or mongooses? And eventually we no doubt become universes? Well, that's spiffy.

I know this is asking a bit much, but you wouldn't have a smidge of evidence for any of this you'd like to share.

 

[dafydd]

If people have problems with what I was saying until now, this will really raise some eyebrows.
All beings in the universe start out as the simplest possible, say a nutrino or electron. Through subsequent lives we advance to a higher form of life, a cell, a molecule, and eventually become a human being or a dog, etc...
You complete your cycles as a human being, a dog, elephant, etc... you advance to become a planet, a sun, etc... At each phase there is a merger of a number of individuals is involved and the information of how exactly this takes place has not been given to me.
You complete your cycles and become a galaxy. A galaxy with attitude?
Yes, I did say this was going to blow some minds. You asked.

No. Mind not blown by that gibberish. Explain how you started as an electron and what the electron died of. Are you for real? Surely you cannot believe that tosh.

 

[ddt]

If people have problems with what I was saying until now, this will really raise some eyebrows.
All beings in the universe start out as the simplest possible, say a nutrino neutrino or electron.

FTFY.
Oh, and an electron has an estimated lifetime of 4.6 * 10^26 years. I see a little problem with that.

Through subsequent lives we advance to a higher form of life, a cell, a molecule,

First a cell, then a molecule? You realize that a cell consists of molecules (about 2 * 10^23 for a human cell).

and eventually become a human being or a dog, etc...

And how can "someone" be an electron, or a neutrino, or even a single cell? Those things are not life: they cannot procreate, and much less have consciousness. Or are you going to trot out a mythical soul to explain that?

You complete your cycles as a human being, a dog, elephant, etc... you advance to become a planet, a sun, etc... At each phase there is a merger of a number of individuals is involved and the information of how exactly this takes place has not been given to me.
You complete your cycles and become a galaxy. A galaxy with attitude?
Yes, I did say this was going to blow some minds. You asked.

Yes, you blow our minds with the sheer nonsense you post. En lieu of explaining the obvious problems with what you have posted thus far, you ignore that and trot out ever bigger nonsense. Where does this stop?

 

[Agatha]

If people have problems with what I was saying until now, this will really raise some eyebrows.
All beings in the universe start out as the simplest possible, say a nutrino or electron. Through subsequent lives we advance to a higher form of life, a cell, a molecule, and eventually become a human being or a dog, etc...
You complete your cycles as a human being, a dog, elephant, etc... you advance to become a planet, a sun, etc... At each phase there is a merger of a number of individuals is involved and the information of how exactly this takes place has not been given to me.
You complete your cycles and become a galaxy. A galaxy with attitude?
Yes, I did say this was going to blow some minds. You asked.

Do you have any evidence for any of this?

 

[aleCcowaN]

if I had the least idea what on earth you're talking about, I'd say "very wise". Do the first three letters of your pseudonym explain the content of your post?

It's not my "pseudonym". It's my name. And no, the whitish noise and Brownian motion hereabout is much explained indeed by consuming "cerveza ligera inglesa" (a common appearance in crosswords in Spanish) and heavier spirits, but I despise such consumption in anyone. Don't drink and post.

 

[aleCcowaN]

A galaxy with attitude?
Yes, I did say this was going to blow some minds. You asked.

I'm sorry to say, but you only blew some fuses and none of us will need a flashlight.

 

[Kathie Bondar]

Why , oh why, when i hear people saying they were reincarnated, it is almost always with one more more well known historical figure among them , or people in wealth ? Why not a full reincarnation line with only homeless folk, land worker, or slave ?

Frankly with all of you pretending to have reincarnated Jesus or another historical figure, I think the poor guy must have had 100 of souls in himself, schizophrenic like.

If you want to come up with smart sarcastic statements, at least try to comprehend the original sentence. In this case, you did not. Sometimes new ideas take time to sink in, although reincarnation is not really new, the Dalai Lama claims to have reincarnated 14 consecutive times. They gave him the Nobel Peace prize.

 

[dafydd]

If you want to come up with smart sarcastic statements, at least try to comprehend the original sentence. In this case, you did not. Sometimes new ideas take time to sink in, although reincarnation is not really new, the Dalai Lama claims to have reincarnated 14 consecutive times. They gave him the Nobel Peace prize.

They did not give him the prize merely because he claims to have reincarnated, without a shred of evidence. How many Nobel prize winners have claimed to be reincarnations? I fear that you have misunderstood the nature of the prize.

 

[ddt]

If you want to come up with smart sarcastic statements, at least try to comprehend the original sentence. In this case, you did not. Sometimes new ideas take time to sink in, although reincarnation is not really new, the Dalai Lama claims to have reincarnated 14 consecutive times.

If you really think he's the reincarnation of those 13 previous Lamas, should he be indicted for their crimes?

They gave him the Nobel Peace prize.

And they gave Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize for stopping to bomb Vietnam to smithereens.

 

[aleCcowaN]

Why don't we stay on-topic and discuss the words Kathie puts in Jesus' "mouth"?

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As always, simply copy and paste in your browser's address bar; it'll know what to to with the \r\n. Don't promote link popularity of rubbish, as done in post #157.

There are plenty ridiculous chunks of text by Kathie just on the topic, not to mention about telepathy and other off-topics.

 

[dafydd]

Why don't we stay on-topic and discuss the words Kathie puts in Jesus' "mouth"?

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myborealis
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As always, simply copy and paste in your browser's address bar; it'll know what to to with the \r\n. Don't promote link popularity of rubbish, as done in post #157.

There are plenty ridiculous chunks of text by Kathie just on the topic, not to mention about telepathy and other off-topics.

I'll keep that for the long winter evenings.

 

[dafydd]

I claim to have been reincarnated twenty times and I hereby claim my Nobel prize.

 

[poblob14]

All beings in the universe start out as the simplest possible, say a nutrino or electron.

Ah, so that explains why it's so hard to find any strength to draw the line! I'm just burning, doing the neutron dance. (And before the physicists jump me, yes, I do know the difference between a neutron and a neutrino.)

If you want to come up with smart sarcastic statements, at least try to comprehend the original sentence.

I think I did. At least I know how to spell "neutrino."

I need to go finish evolving into a planet. My method involves lots of donuts.