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Proof positive that evolution is false

Losing our tails was the greatest leap in the evolutionary ladder? Wow.
 
Ian Osborne said:
What an excellent demonstration of Poe's Law in reverse.
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Poe's law (religious fundamentalism) — "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humour, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing."[5] named after Nathan Poe who formulated it on christianforums.com in 2005.[6] Although it originally referred to creationism, the scope later widened to religious fundamentalism.[7]
 
Floyt said:
I always imagine that creep gasping in ecstasy when he scribbles his inevitable final panel of someone being chucked into the Lake of Fire.
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Yes a person before the throne of the faceless and merciless God. "Believe in evolution will you"? "Who cares what the evidence shows". "You believe in me or it TOO HAIL YOU GO" "DEPART FROM ME YOU ACCURSED".

A billion years later its like the first day in Hell.
 
Ian Osborne said:
What an excellent demonstration of Poe's Law in reverse.
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Known as Poe's Corollary. Does this guy know any other technique besides strawman arguments? And the bizarre thing is that he portrays Christians almost as unbelievably as he portrays atheists, rationalists, and scientists. I mean who in the hell literally runs down the street shouting, "Guess what happened to me? I got saved! I'm going to Heaven!" I propose a new term: "Chickman" for when you misrepresent your own position and thus come off looking so unbelievably stupid that no one can tell just WTF you are really trying to say.
 
Psi Baba said:
Known as Poe's Corollary. Does this guy know any other technique besides strawman arguments? And the bizarre thing is that he portrays Christians almost as unbelievably as he portrays atheists, rationalists, and scientists. I mean who in the hell literally runs down the street shouting, "Guess what happened to me? I got saved! I'm going to Heaven!" I propose a new term: "Chickman" for when you misrepresent your own position and thus come off looking so unbelievably stupid that no one can tell just WTF you are really trying to say.
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Don't laugh too hard. This guy has been peddling this garbage since I was a kid and I'm 63 years old. He makes money off of these comics. Lots of money.
 
I'm sorry, but I have to agree with Chick's reasoning. If I die, and the kingdom of heaven is revealed to me, and I'm brought before Jesus, and am condemned for not believing in him, and then get sent to hell for eternity ... under those conditions, I would believe in Jesus. I'd really have no choice.

His reasoning is airtight.



Although, I'm still confused as to how just being black automatically makes somebody less fit than me.
 
Loss Leader said:
Although, I'm still confused as to how just being black automatically makes somebody less fit than me.
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It doesn't, but being an atheist certainly makes you a nazi! ;)

It's interesting that Chick thinks evolution is an excuse for wiping anyone different from you from the face of the Earth. Has he not heard of the Crusades? Or the witch burnings? Or the bible verse that goes, 'slaves, obey your master'?
 
catsmate1 said:
Hell no! I want my tail back......:D
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I wouldn't mind having a tail, but, how do I make pants work with that. Since I live in the US, where walking around with genitalia exposed will get you thrown in jail and in some states, including mine, get you put on a sex offender list, going without would not be an option, so, do tuck it down one leg (sounds uncomfortable, but, never having has a tail, I can't be sure), cut a hole in my pants (and underwear) to let the tail stick out (which runs a risk of showing a forbidden part of my anatomy), or do I modify my pants to have sort of a "third leg" to hold my tail? The last alternative might make getting dressed a little tricky.
 
That poor boy is burning in hell now and for all eternity -- and you guys are making light of it! For shame.
 
Cainkane1 said:
Don't laugh too hard. This guy has been peddling this garbage since I was a kid and I'm 63 years old. He makes money off of these comics. Lots of money.
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Yeah, I remember seeing this crap passed out in a church my mother made me attend back when I was a teenager. I recall thinking then, "what a steaming pile of ****" - funny that my view hasn't changed.
 
I always wonder what a horrible person the guy and those believing the same way must be.

Only the threat of eternal hellfire and damnation is stopping him from being a nazi childmolesting murderer who would rob his own grandmother for a quick shot of drink mixed with drugs.

And according to him we are ALL like that, the moment we don't believe the way he does, we are literally out to destroy ourselves and the world. And he knows the majority of the world does NOT follow his beliefs. It must be terrifying.
While I find his tracts hilarious (as a roleplayer dark dungeons is especially entertaining) I also pity him.
 
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