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Predict a Saddam Conspiracy!

Dr. Lao

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If all goes well, Saddam will be worm food in a few short hours.

But, why wait? You know there will be a grand conspiracy theory about his death, so why not try to predict them ahead of time.

I'm thinking, "we killed his double, he is alive in (insert country here)"

or, "the joos killed him last year, they are just thawing out his body now"

or, "its a false flag operation to cover up (insert loony CT)"

Get the jump on CT's now!:D
 
The one I am already hearing is he is being killed to keep him silent. If he lives and tells what he knows the US government will fall. I believe the thought is he is such a truthful man that we will just have to believe everything he says.
 
It's obvious. The NWO could not lose such a valuable asset, so he'll undergo some plastic surgery and be placed in a high position in the new Iraqi government. Of course, they'll display a wax dummy of him showing that he was "executed", but that'll be a hoax. I'll bet that within the first six months of 2007, a previously unknown "minister" will appear in a very high position in the Iraqi government (Oil Minister, perhaps). This will enable the sooper seekrit NWO to maintain their stranglehold on Iraq's oil wealth.
 
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I hear that he has a lunch date next week with the Ceaucescau's, Pol Pot, Turkmenbashi and Pinochet.


Of course, said meeting will be in Hell, Curt Cobain will be their waiter.
 
jhunter1163 said:
Of course, they'll display a wax dummy of him showing that he was "executed", but that'll be a hoax.
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Without a doubt, every picture or video of him before and after will be declared a fake by someone. I'll put $5 on it being Killtown.

I'm also giving odds on them saying he was executed over the New Years' weekend so that the "sheeple" would be to drunk and stoned to notice the clues that gave away the hoax.

The whole "wax dummy" claim will be vigorously countered by some who say they actually executed one of his look-alikes, and they'll claim they're motivated by a desire for justice for this poor anonymous Saddam-clone.

Come to think of it, I'll bet that someone claims they executed a clone! Because the NWO has biotech stuff 3,987 years more advanced than what they "let" us have.
 
They are waiting before they execute him so that Dylan Avery can arrive with his camera, and get the air tight story from him.

After all, when they cornered killed Uday and Qusay Hussein there were nuts who claimed they were doubles.

Now for the Fidel pool. . .
 
i saw a rant on how the US is imposing their laws and structure on the new iraqi government and preventing saddams case from being in appeals for years and years

but isnt that self debunking? arent lengthy and pintless appeals an american invention?
 
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They are waiting before they execute him so that Dylan Avery can arrive with his camera, and get the air tight story from him.

After all, when they cornered killed Uday and Qusay Hussein there were nuts who claimed they were doubles.

Now for the Fidel pool. . .
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I'm setting the over/under on Fidel at April 1. Any takers?
 
Horatius said:
Without a doubt, every picture or video of him before and after will be declared a fake by someone. I'll put $5 on it being Killtown.

I'm also giving odds on them saying he was executed over the New Years' weekend so that the "sheeple" would be to drunk and stoned to notice the clues that gave away the hoax.

The whole "wax dummy" claim will be vigorously countered by some who say they actually executed one of his look-alikes, and they'll claim they're motivated by a desire for justice for this poor anonymous Saddam-clone.

Come to think of it, I'll bet that someone claims they executed a clone! Because the NWO has biotech stuff 3,987 years more advanced than what they "let" us have.
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Clearly, this is another psy-op. The execution will be just believable enough to fool the sheeple, but They'll insert enough conflicting red herring anomalies to sow confusion among the Truth Patriots, causing further division within The Movement--Waxers vs. Cloners vs. Look-Alikers.
 
OK, I say Sadam is cold, but the public will not know until after the market closes today. How'my doin on a CT?
 
The "Saddam" we're all seeing is not the real McCoy. In fact, by reversing the polarity of a Beam Weapon you can hologram World Dictators with ease. What we see is an apparition.

The ACTUAL Saddam was shot by Dick Cheney near Corpus Christi last February. They flew him in under cover of night, taunted him, dressed him in a giant Quail costume (really an altered San Diego Chicken outfit) and then set him loose in the wilds of Texas. He had a 12-hour head start. Rich White Politicians were then issued guns, girls and grub - and the game was afoot.

Saddam was able to elude the Capitalists for awhile, hiding in holes and suburban houses and caverns. But in a brilliant stroke, Dick Cheney smoked Saddam out of his cave by shouting: "Look guys, I found some Kuwaiti oil!"

Saddam's big Quail head popped up out of his hastily dug hole, and Quick-Draw Dick picked him off. Dead bang. He was buried in his own hidey hole, with his tail feathers sticking out of the ground.

The Corporatists, bellowing with laughter, straggled back to camp, called up a lawyer buddy, told him to cut himself really badly shaving, and then paid him off to spin this "errant shotgun blast" story from his hospital bed.

So, tomorrow, or today - they'll be hanging a hologram.
 
Rich White Politicians were then issued guns, girls and grub - and the game was afoot.
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no way any rich white politicians would bother hunting saddam (or anything) when theirs girls around

DEBUNKED!
 
My theory...

Saddam is not dead, nor is he going to die. One of his many doubles will get the necktie party.

Saddam Hussein is a CIA/NWO/Zionist plant and dupe, designed to distract attention from their nefarious plans to establish the Satanic/Masonic/UN dictatorship. The entire Iraqi War, like the 9/11 bombing, is a fraud.

Saddam is now living in Switzerland, at the same mansion that is housing John F. Kennedy, Elvis Presley, and Lee Harvey Oswald.

The mastermind of the entire scheme is J. Edgar Hoover, who staged his own death in 1972. He is actually still alive, and controlling operations from the secret HQ at Mount Weather, to avoid being seen. Using OUIJA boards and Masonic/Jewish rituals, he is taking orders from Satan himself.

However, as I, and I alone have the solution to this mystery, the New World Order's nefarious schemes can be defeated by sending cash or checks (made out to cash) directly to me. :D
 
Is anyone worried we might be giving the Truthers ideas? Have they in fact outsmarted us, maneuvering us into writing their best material?

After the Iraqi invasion, when Saddam was missing, Alex Jones said he'd been taken to Cuba. No sources were cited.

Maybe Alex will come back with that one, and say they killed a double. Amazing the way these doubles go to their deaths so willingly. My doubles won't even give me the time of day.
 
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Give those guys ideas? Nah, all the money I've wasted on booze and drugs, those guys can be that way for nothing!

I'm putting a necktie on now in anticipation!
 
PerryLogan said:
Is anyone worried we might be giving the Truthers ideas? Have they in fact outsmarted us, maneuvering us into writing their best material?
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Sadly, no. Try as I might, they always exceed my limitations and come up with something much better. It's a kind of genius that only the most faithful possess.
 
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