Let's restate the hypotheses:
1) 10s of 1000s of scientists, engineers, software developers, scientific journal editors --who come from every nation on the planet --collaborate on the largest organized scientific experiments in history.
2) For decades, 10s of 1000s of those same people are secret participants in a worldwide conspiracy of evil atheist scientists who want to trick the world into believing in Stephen Hawking for some reason.
What would Occam say?
"Let's shave those puppies!!!!!"