Patent Applied For

[mummymonkey]

I know that patents are a favourite hobby horse of Randi's. This is a peach, courtesy of Number Watch.

Wormhole Generator.


Edit: I note Randi already has had a go at this one.

 

[Tricky]

Very interesting. But what with ending your thread title with a preposition, it looks like the topic was

Patent applied for mummymonkey

I'd like to see the blueprints.

 

[gfunkusarelius]

i love when they namedrop to lend credibility to their jumble of meaningless words:
"..which creates a spacetime curvature distortion with negative energy in accordance with Einstein's General Theory of Relativity. "
meaningless drivel

 

[drfrank]

The basis for this invention is an event, referring to FIG. 1, occurring on May 2, 2004, in which the inventor ("he") personally experienced a full-body teleportation while walking to the bus stop

It would have been exactly at this point that I threw the application in the bin.

 

[Dr. A Sheikh]

Dr. Frank are you creator of Dr. Frank formula spray?

http://www.asseenontvnetwork.com/drfranks/nopainspray/?cid=173474

 

[prewitt81]

Dr. Frank are you creator of Dr. Frank formula spray?

http://www.asseenontvnetwork.com/drfranks/nopainspray/?cid=173474

He's not just the creator, he's also a client.

 

[Dr. A Sheikh]

The names are so similar.

 

[strathmeyer]

The names are so similar.

Yes, I can see how you could confuse Dr Frank the homoeopathic fraud with Dr Frank the decent human being. They look exactly the same.