shemp said:
Could I get one dozen dark chocolate Cthulhus please? With creamy raspberry filling?
No prob, Shemp. My roomate went out of his way to make the raspberry filling. It's quite a job to get fresh raspberries in North America this time of year, but not impossible.
Why a dozen with raspberry filling? Why not go for the assortment?
You must figure out my precise location to get what you desire. Hint: the method involves prayer and sacrifice.
Then deliver one soul (your own) to that location. You'll get a dozen yummy chocolates of your specification for that because I am such a sweetie-pie. But if you aren't in the mood to eat them all on the spot, you'd better bring a large truck. They are "life" size chocolate images of my buddy.
But if you want more it's a soul apiece, so you'd better have a method of extracting the souls of others.
OK you're obviously one of the undead. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Some of my best friends are of that persuasion.
If being undead means that you no longer have posession of your own soul, then I'm afraid one dozen chocolate Cthulus with raspberry filling must cost you one dozen souls of others. No use trying to pass off the soul of George Bush or Britney Spears as your own. My roommate can tell.
But how did you get out of there? Or did they put a computer with a 'net connection in there with you?