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Does anyone else see the irony in this?

CROSS-SHAPED SUCKERS

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I do! I do!

This reminds me of a "non-denominational" Christian that my mother dated. His family would only eat chocolate crosses at easter. I found this quite ironic, almost to the point of sacreligious. Not long after I found out about this, I noticed that one store I was at around Easter had chocolate crosses with christ on them! This took the cake.
 
Well, if you can eat the body of Christ and drink his blood at communion, why not lick the cross while you're at it? That way you get a full meal plus dessert.
 
Good point. I suppose eating a likeness of christ doesn't really compare to eating him.
 
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rachaella said:
Wow, I'm almost ready to convert!
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Convert today and the S&H on your next box of suckers is waived! Can being a Christian get any better? *Beautiful female angel throws Yahweh the keys to a new Porsche* Why yes, yes it can!
 
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Yahweh said:

Convert today and the S&H on your next box of suckers is waived! Can being a Christian get any better? *Beautiful female angel throws Yahweh the keys to a new Porsche* Why yes, yes it can!
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Well, I'm sold. What other culinary benefits do I get from being a christian? Do I get a free membership to the christian confection of the month club?
 
I am in touch with a being who can bring you chocolate. Chocolate crucifixes with anatomically correct suffering Christs, certified Kosher chocolate Decalogues, Mufti approved halal chocolate Kaabas, Lama approved chocolate Buddhas, chocolate Brahmas, Shivas, and Vishnus. Chocolate Apollos, Ptahs, Venusus, Adonises, Hermeses, Aphodites, Baphomets, Thors, Freyas, Dianas, Athenas, Lokis.

You gotta religion, You gotta chocolate!

If your religion or god isn't listed above, don't be offended, just contact me and I'll see what I can do.

You may contact me by means of sacrifice and prayer. What you sacrifice must be in keeping with what your god requires. :p

Your prayer must be sincere. Please direct all prayer to Abdul Alhazred care of, well you know.

(and if you don't, too bad) :p
 
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Abdul Alhazred said:
I am in touch with a being who can bring you chocolate. Chocolate crucifixes with anatomically correct suffering Christs, certified Kosher chocolate Decalogues, Mufti approved halal chocolate Kaabas, Lama approved chocolate Buddhas, chocolate Brahmas, Shivas, and Vishnus. Chocolate Apollos, Ptahs, Venusus, Adonises, Hermeses, Aphodites, Baphomets, Thors, Freyas, Dianas, Athenas, Lokis.

You gotta religion, You gotta chocolate!

If your religion or god isn't listed above, don't be offended, just contact me and I'll see what I can do.

You may contact me by means of sacrifice and prayer. What you sacrifice must be in keeping with what your god requires. :p

Your prayer must be sincere. Please direct all prayer to Abdul Alhazred care of, well you know.

(and if you don't, too bad) :p
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I'd like to know where the chocolate Obi Wan Kenobi is for the Jedi religion.
 
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rachaella said:


I'd like to know where the chocolate Obi Wan Kenobi is for the Jedi religion.
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If Jedi is truly a religion, it qualifies. Sacrifice and pray and I will answer you with chocolate. :p
 
rachaella said:
Or, maybe, even better, a chocolate Yoda.
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If you feel that you are not getting enough chocolate, pray harder and sacrifice more.

If you're not sure you're sacrificing enough, just sacrifice everything in sight just to be on the safe side.

But you'd better be sure you're sacrificing to the diety of your choice in precisely the right manner.

Otherwise you might get something less pleasant than chocolate.

My roomate just woke up from the bathtub and shook the slime off him. At least he doesn't mess up my towels like lesser Vile Thing from the Inky Abyss would. And he's hungry.

Do I have to spell it out for you? :p
 
Abdul Alhazred said:

Do I have to spell it out for you? :p
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I'm afraid you do. I'll be here patiently waiting the arrival of my chocolate yoda.

I'm also interested in your chocolate selections for the deity of my choice. Could I also order a white chocolate Thor?
 
rachaella said:


I'm afraid you do. I'll be here patiently waiting the arrival of my chocolate yoda.

I'm also interested in your chocolate selections for the deity of my choice. Could I also order a white chocolate Thor?
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Anything you like. One soul please! :p

By the way, that means your own, but if you've something more to add, just fine. What do you want for it?
 
Abdul Alhazred said:


Anything you like. One soul please! :p

By the way, that means your own, but if you've something more to add, just fine. What do you want for it?
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I'd pay 2 sacrificed boars. How's that?
 
rachaella said:
Good point. I suppose eating a likeness of christ doesn't really compare to eating him.
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The Catholics are waaaaay ahead of you. But here at least people have the right idea. I wonder how Jesus's ribs would taste with barbecue sauce.
 
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