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crackmonkey said:
Only if it was exceptionally degrading to her. Up the ass, and piss on her afterwards.
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LOL...CM, I think you may have a few issues man....

..."Calling Dr. Freud....STAT!" :D


Sure, I'd do Annie,....but only if she promised to get me hotted up first by telling me again how libs=traitors! :roll:

Take away her cigarettes, and feed her a few steaks and she'd look pretty good. As the "grease" would say,...her window of do-ability remains open.

-z
 
Victor Danilchenko said:
The above shot is exactly one of those 'good makeup at a nice angle' photographs. She isn't nearly as pretty in reality as she seems on that photo. I have seen her on TV in few appearances, and her face is rather... homely.

Homeliness itself is no big deal, but the anorexic thinness thing is a real, serious turnoff. Come on, folks, she has barely any flesh on her! I'd be scared that I would friggin' crack her in half! No, this sort of thinness (not to be confused with muscular athletic thinness) is ridiculous and utterly unattractive.

No, not even after a few beers.
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but Victor, you're gay.

why should we listen to anything you have to say about how attractive women are ?
 
Nie Trink Wasser said:



but Victor, you're gay.

why should we listen to anything you have to say about how attractive women are ?
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Admit it. You have trucks in your front yard up on concrete blocks, don't you? :p

Victor is bi, not gay.
 
Sure I would do Ann C.! Provided that she was not physically diseased and that her breath did not smell like an ash tray (I understand that she really likes smoking).

That said, I doubt that I could ever have any kind meaningful relationship with her because I have so little respect for her.
 
You guys are actually male. right?

Hell, I'd do it just for the sport of it. She's semi-famous and not that bad looking.

Heck, I'd tag team Rosie and Rosanne just for the funny story you could tell.
 
Gutierrezs Ghost said:
You guys are actually male. right?

Hell, I'd do it just for the sport of it. She's semi-famous and not that bad looking.

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Been there, done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that done that.

I'm pickier these days about the sports I choose to go out for. Doesn't mean I'm not still male.

Not that bad looking, eh? To each his own...
 
sober, probably yes

drunk, definitely yes. sadly i know what i'm capable of when i'm drunk

funny how when youre at the top of your field you can be considered extremely sexy

just look at people magazine's 50 most beautiful issue. some of those people are there because theyre above average looking AND successful. plenty of better looking people walking the streets outside.

i have a female friend who swoons over pete sampras. c'mon, take away the skills and money and youre left with one ugly man.
 
Sandy M said:
Well, with a "guys only" intro, you KNOW we women have to check the thread out..... but isn't it a little un-P.C..... I mean, there may be women out there who are/are not interested in ... um.... getting it on?... with Mz. Coulter. Hard to believe I know, and certainly not MY area of experience, but you guys shouldn't be so exclusionary.
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OK, just for you, I asked an (ahem) good friend what she thought... she just laughed and laughed.
 
corplinx said:
Seriously, while not a beauty queen I think she might be fun in the sack. Most people who read her columns get the idea that she is some stoic anti-liberal ice queen. In reality, she has a great personality and her "attacks" are quite humorous. In her tv appearances, she doesn't come off as a blowhard at all.

In other words, I think she would kick back a cold one with you, rock your world, and then light up a cigarette afterwards. At that point I would kick her out of bed since I hate smokers.
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I agree with this 100%. Read her columns (available on drudgereport.com) and you can see that even (especially?) when she's raking the liberals over the coals, she's having a hell of a good time. I think Mark Twain was the last person that had this much fun with invective. She strikes me as being someone who would be, ahem, actively involved in the entertainment -definitely NOT the lie-on-her-back-waiting-for-you-to-finish type. Yeah, she's a little scary, but that's part of what would make it interesting, n'est-ce pas?

Of course, this all presupposes that 1) my lovely wife were to mysteriously vanish from the face of the earth, and 2) that Coulter would even bother to walk across the room to spit on my shoes.

Now, what about that liberal puke Maureen Dowd?
 
Plenty of fish in the sea. She does nothing for me that any other third-tier TV personality does.
 
There's always the possibility that, no matter the precautions, a pregnancy could occur by way of an, er, interlude. Now setting aside the presumption that the staunchly conservative Ms. Coulter would never terminate such a blessing from the gods of fertility, I'm not sure I could stomach the thought of being forevermore linked to the woman through shared parentage of what would certainly be one cross-wired kid.

Never mind what he/she would look like. (Yikes!)
 
what about Chelsea Clinton?

on one hand you have a great story to tell (you did a president's daughter) but on the other hand...it's chelsea clinton.
 
Nie Trink Wasser

but Victor, you're gay.
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I am bi, you pitiful excuse for a conservative whoopie-cushion.

why should we listen to anything you have to say about how attractive women are ?
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Because it's much better that listening to you speak about anything? My pontifications about my toenail clippings is probably more fun that to others than listening to your pathetic whining.
 
I saw her on O'Reilly the other day, and all I could think of was going to sleep with that jabbering and then waking up with it.

Then again, nobody who could actually make O'Reilly shut up for once could be ALL bad.
 
You know, jokes aside... the general position of this thread seems to be "well, she has an OK body, but I won't f--k her because she seems to be a really unpleasant person".

Could it be that... "she has a personality" DOES matter to guys after all???


:jaw:


Good thing no chicks are reading this thread, per Ed's request. We must NOT let this get out. I am swearing you all to secrecy...
 
She's an American, she's in America... Guess I'll just stay with what's handy and comfortable instead.
 
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