Reminds me of an old joke. It's not very good, but I'll post it anyway.
A western journalist is allowed behind the iron curtain for one brief visit, and decides to interview and old Russian lady. The journalist has heard a lot of bad stuff about the life in the Sovjet Union, so he goes straight for the tough stuff:
(J)ournalist : Dear lady, I have heard about the long bread-queues here in Russia. What do you think about the long lines just to get food?
(B)abushka : Well, you can't complain.
(J) : Oh, well, how about the lack of modern commodities? It seems you lack even the most basic items like shoes?
(B) : Yeah? Well, you can't complain.
(J) : Really? What about the freedoms enjoyed by westerners? You do not have many freedoms here in the Sovjet Union.
(B) : True, but you can't complain.
(J) : This surprises me. I had heard much bad about the Sovjet Union before I came here. Is there really nothing that upsets you?
(B) : Well, you can't complain.