New Superhero: Angle Grinder Man

If the UK weren't such clamp Nazis, this sort of thing wouldn't happen.


Next Week- Bench Drill Man!

Villian: Nyah, nyah, nyaah! I have an ebola-stuffed atom bomb aimed at New York, and the only thing that can stop me is a 12mm hole drilled perfectly down the centre of this 100mmx100m square of metal!

BENCH DRILL MAN TO THE RESCUE!!!
 
What we need now is some public-spirited citizen in the States - or a lot of them - to begin targeting surveillance cameras with paintball guns!

Ashcroft would probably find a way to prosecute it as terrorism.
 

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