Mike!
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Around one hundred and sixty thousand people die every day, so that's completely incorrect. I read something else which was completely incorrect recently. If only I could remember what it was...
Curse this memory of mine.
Well curse me anyway. What I should have said was, "Well, at least no one died as a result of this horrifying non-event."
Sure lots people have died in the meantime, as history shows they tend to do that sort of thing all the time. See, look, there's another one, and another, annnnd... Trying to keep up is pointless and generally, nobody we know tries since they don't effect a fairly large percentage of the planets population when they snuff it. Mostly. Unless of course, it's someone close to you, then it matters more. To you.
So, once again, let's review.
No one, that we can account for, given present available evidence, was caused to expire as a result of, weather direct or indirectly, this (I think we can safely say) epic failed prophetic non-volcanic explosion, the likes of which, have not seen since Iben Browning and Chicken Little.
Would I be correct in that clearly spelled out assumption then?
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I cleaned my washing machine with vinegar and baking soda yesterday, and it erupted in foam, so maybe it was that