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My experience: Two years in a haunted house.

Psiload

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I posted this on a woo woo board, and I thought I'd bring it over here and share it with you good people... just for poops and giggles:


I lived in a haunted house for two years. At least, they told me it was haunted.

The history of the house was about as good as you're going to see for haunted house potential... as good as any Hollywood screenwriter could come up with.

Southampton, NY... on the East end of Long Island. My wife and I lived in "The Topping House", which was directly across the street from Southampton Hospital, and WAS the original hospital. Here's a little history for those who are interested...

http://www.southamptonhospital.org/about.htm
Our History

In 1908, as Doctors Schenck and Wheelwright performed an operation by candlelight on a kitchen table in Southampton, they decided that a dispensary was needed and began to interest others in helping them create a hospital. Nurse Charlotte Lillywhite was employed and two rooms were rented in the Goodale Boarding House on Hampton Road to serve as a Dispensary and Operating Room. In 1909, the "Topping House" on the northeast corner of Lewis Street and Meeting House Lane, became the home of the first hospital on the South Fork.
Ninety years later... my wife and I set up housekeeping in "The Topping House", which was still owned by the hospital, but had long since been turned back into a residential house. The place was creepy... Hollywood creepy.... the quintessential "haunted house" big, old, a little rundown, and it came with a confrmed history of death and dying. Hundreds of people had died in the house... this is no ghost story, this is fact, a matter of record. I saw the names and the records with my own eyes. Many of the locals in town, and a bunch our neighbors told us that the house had a long reputation of "strange goings on", and some of them came right out and declared that they were worried about us living in what they were sure was a most certainly haunted house. There were some people who refused to step foot in the house. My sister-in-law refused to sleep in the house when she visited after I told her the history of the house. She stayed at a hotel. The living room in which I would drink my Guinness, scratch my butt, and watch the boob tube, had been the Operating Room... as evidenced by the metal brackets on the ceiling on which the gas-powered OR lamps had once hung. The bedroom in which my wife and I slept had been a TB ward... the oversized tile scrub sinks were still in the bathroom. There was an "ice room" in the basement that had once served as the morgue. That's were I stored my Guinness... perfect temperature for stout. There were many other creepy things about the house... like the stairway to nowhere. You opened a closet door, and there was a dark flight of stairs that went up, turned a corner, and then ended at a blank wall- a dead end. Creepier still... one day I was storing some stuff in the "stairs to nowhere" closet, and I noticed a bunch of rolls of paper stuck in a little niche below one of the steps. They were old, yellowed grave stone rubbings... of children's graves, dating in the late 1800's. FYI... gravestone rubbings for those not familiar with the... hobby?:

http://members.aol.com/TombView/rubbings.html

Pretty Creepy, huh?

I lived in the house for two years and here is a list of the "paranormal" phenomena my wife and I experienced:

1- Doodley squat.
2- More of the same.

Nothing, Nada, Zip... seriously. No rattling chains. No appiritions. No disembodied screaming or moaning... unless you count the time I ate 4 microwave burritos in one go... my wife may have heard some moaning coming from the john that night. Sure, it was an old house, and it creaked and groaned, but no more than any other old house that I've been in, and a lot less than some. My dog never acted strangely... well, no more strange than it usually does. I hear tell that animals are supposed to be more "sensitive" to the types of things, but my dumb mutt just layed around all day and stunk the place up, same as she does in our new house.

My wife was a busy obstetrics doctor in private practice, and I spent MANY nights alone in the house... not once did I ever feel scared, threatened, uneasy, etc...

In two years... nothing. No blood-belching toilets. No glowing-eyed pigs, No Native American spirits come back to wreck vengence on me for having desecrated their sacred burial grounds. It was kind of a disappointment. What? I wasn't good enough for the spooks? They were too busy causing a ruckus over west on the LIE at that house in Amityville?

I once met a "psychic medium" at a dinner party, and after telling her the curious history of the "haunted house" I was living in, she fairly begged me to let her tour the house.. I agreed, and she visited about a week later. She confirmed everything I had told her... the living room had been the operating room, the "ice room" had been a morgue, etc... She felt "cold spots", and "the memory energy of death" all over the house, yada, yada, yada...

One small problem though... she wasn't in The Topping House. I had actually taken her to a friend's house down the street. The house had been built in the 1960's. My friend's family had built the house, and lived in it ever since. No one had ever died in the house, and it certainly had never served as a hospital. :rolleyes:

During those two years, I never once saw a haunted house... but I saw plenty of haunted minds.
 
The house where I grew up (where my parents stil live) had a few elements as well. It was a townhouse made of brick, with softwood floors that creaked nicely. We had a very dark, underlit attic and even some wood hand carved heads on poles near my dad's office. The house was built in the 1860's by a prominant Philadelphia Lawyer who raised dogs and collected historical documents. When he died his sisters remained there until their deaths. In the 1960's my parents bought the house for the price of a small car today. (not adjusted for inflation).

Adding to this was parents fondness for antiquing...before it was trendy to have anitiques in your house. We also inhereted a large amount of Victorian furniture when my great-grandmother died. In what was my room (and my brother's, we tended to rotate) there is a canopy bed, a handsome secretary and two victorian chests of drawers. There are leftover victorian outlets high on the walls, disconnected servent call levers, and gas lamps hanging on the walls that were no longer connected. The original owner seemed to enjoy a dull color of pink and put it everywhere. (Repainted white as soon as my parents moved in).
As one friend put it: "You grew up in a museum"!

Yet, not a sign of a ghost. Sure, we had 'cold spots', it was a freaking drafy old house! Sometimes lights got funky but they were flourescent lights and the wiring was old in places.

You couldn't have told me that in the 70's though.
 
steenkh said:
Very good indeed! What were the reactions?

You mean... the reactions of the "psychic medium" when I revealed the trick?

I'm sorry to say, I didn't have the heart to burst her bubble. This was before I discovered the JREF, joined the NYASK, and became a crusader for truth, justice, and all the rest.

I let her waddle away fat, dumb, and happy. My friend and I still have ourselves a hearty chuckle over the memory whenever we meet though.

The "psychic medium" is still in business out in the Hamptons. Sometimes I feel a little guilty about that, but then I remember Randi's comparison between believers and rubber ducks... you can't sink them, it just rolls off of their backs.
 
Psiload said:
You mean... the reactions of the "psychic medium" when I revealed the trick?
Well, actually no. But that would have been my next question!

What I meant was, what was the reaction on the woo-woo board where you posted this?
 
steenkh said:
Well, actually no. But that would have been my next question!

What I meant was, what was the reaction on the woo-woo board where you posted this?

About what you'd expect...

- My skeptical energy rendered the ghosts powerless.

- The ghosts were mad because I ignored their attempts to contact me(the gravestone rubbings), so they refused to show themselves.

- The ghosts did show themselves, but I just refused to believe what I was seeing.

- I couldn't see them because I wasn't "sensitive" to them.

The usual.
 
This reminds me of one of those "paranormal investigation" programs. During one of this program's episodes, no less a figure than Sylvia "I don't need no stinking million" Browne showed up alongside California Highway 152 to tape an episode about California's "Haunted Highway."

Supposedly, according to the show, it was near this road that Joachin Murrietta was hanged, as were a number of other miscreants. (Just a side note: Murrietta's sister had been raped by a group of thugs, and Murrietta had gone on a hunt for those responsible, taking them out as he could. He was NOT some sort of mindless thug.) This is supposed to be the cause of many of the severe accidents that occur on this particular stretch of road, especially near the Mission San Juan Bautista.

My reponse: Bulls***.

The truth of it all was evident to anyone who had the intelligence to see it. Browne and her unwitting victim were standing in thick fog alongside the road, (a stupid move regardless of the stretch of highway you choose). Considering one of the biggest complaints the California Highway Patrol has is that people do not slow down in fog in this state, I'm not surprised that there are accidents in foggy weather along Highway 152.

Further, it is a rather winding road, which means if you drive too fast, or are not paying attention, you'll likely go off the road and into a ditch. Considering there are some rather serious drop-offs, a fatality is virutually assured in many cases.

For long stretches along 152, there are no barricades to separate the Westbound and Eastbound lanes. If you're driving late at night, (when many of these accidents occur), and you nod off, there's a good chance you'll move into oncoming traffic. If you're already driving too fast, (as most people do on 152), it's now no long a matter of a "psychic event," but the result of TLOP: You're going to head on into another car, and the chances of you surviving with an impact speed of around 130 MPH is slim.

My sons and I had a great laugh watching this bit of slime from Sylvia. I only wish my computer were up and running so I could have notified JR, and let him know the debunking.

(BTW: If memory serves, I think Murrietta was hanged elsewhere, and his head taken from him for a rather gruesome display around the country. Later, his sister saw the head of what was purported to be her brother, and she later said that it wasn't him. Chances are, Murrietta probably finished his task, and settled down to live a quiet life somewhere else, unknown to any and all.)
 
Well here is a scoop for all you haunted house lovers. I read today that there is a new series about haunted cities due to start on Sky One on January 9.

What is even better is that it is hosted by your number one fave woo woo. Come on down Mr Uri Geller!!!!!

By the by, the article, which was written by a rather credulous journalistic air head included these wonderful revelations:


His [Mr Geller] controversial skills have seen him work for the CIA, play a role in international peace talks, stop Big Ben...

and this gem:

Finding fame in Israel in the 1960s, Geller came to international attention in 1972 when he supposedly stopped a cable-car in mid-air in Germany using the power of his mind. Since then, Geller's demonstrations have mystified scientists and spectators alike.


Pardon me, I have to dash to the toilet....
 
I heard about that programme.

Sky One has really lost it's credibility as a serious TV station.

Oh hang on...



Seriously I think it could be a really hilarious show.

And remember, it is only part of Sky's "Supernatural Sunday".

Any more room in that toilet?
 
hehe...great story.....

now I know why I never see ghosts...my skeptical energy keeps them away. They must be pretty weak then :D
 
Cthulhu said:
hehe...great story.....

now I know why I never see ghosts...my skeptical energy keeps them away. They must be pretty weak then :D
It's not that ghost energy is weak... it's that skeptical energy is so stroooong!
It's amazingly powerful stuff. Why, it can...

-Stop spoons from bending.

-Prevent alien invasions.

-Turn homeopathic remedies into water.

-Render dowsing rods useless.

If skepticism were any more powerful, you'd need a license to carry it.
 
I stayed up all night in that double tudor room in the Black Lion Inn waiting for Cromwell's ghost and I didn't see squat!

Well, actually I suffer from insomnia, but still, no ghost. Others say they heard ghostly footsteps, but those were me getting out of bed to read on the couch.
 
Psiload said:
It's not that ghost energy is weak... it's that skeptical energy is so stroooong!
It's amazingly powerful stuff. Why, it can...

-Stop spoons from bending.

-Prevent alien invasions.

-Turn homeopathic remedies into water.

-Render dowsing rods useless.

If skepticism were any more powerful, you'd need a license to carry it.

Ahh...of course, I had it backwards, my bad. :D

I am going to have to remember that. Or at least try to.
 
Psiload said:
I once met a "psychic medium" at a dinner party, and after telling her the curious history of the "haunted house" I was living in, she fairly begged me to let her tour the house.. I agreed, and she visited about a week later. She confirmed everything I had told her... the living room had been the operating room, the "ice room" had been a morgue, etc... She felt "cold spots", and "the memory energy of death" all over the house, yada, yada, yada...

One small problem though... she wasn't in The Topping House. I had actually taken her to a friend's house down the street. The house had been built in the 1960's. My friend's family had built the house, and lived in it ever since. No one had ever died in the house, and it certainly had never served as a hospital. :rolleyes:

Good story. I think the scariest part of it is that the medium couldn't tell the difference between a house built in 1909 and one built in the 1960s.
 
My wife and I bought an old eighteenth century farmhouse in a small village in North Notts back in 1975.

The young couple who sold it to us were pig farmers and had lived in the house that had been in their family for many years.

After we moved in, we ventured up to the local pub one evening and introduced ourselves to the landlord and landlady.

"Oh" said the landlady, "You are the couple that have bought the haunted house?"

Now, I can assure you that the vendors of the house never breathed a word to us about this before we exchanged contracts, for understandable reasons, perhaps.

As we had made friends with the vendors, we challenged them later on the "haunting", and they came clean. Apparently, one night when the couple had gone to bed in the master bedroom, a figure of an old man in a dressing gown appeared leaning over their bed. When challenged he said "Don't worry, Ducks, I am only looking". This figure was only seen by our female friend. By the time her husband awoke the figure had gone.

A few weeks later, the mother of the vendor visited the house during the day, and went upstairs to use the loo. She came down a few minutes later and asked her daughter who was the old man on the stairs in the red dressing gown.

We lived in that house for two years and never experienced anything strange. I spent Halloween night on my own in that house and never once did it feel creepy.

Now does this mean that the house was never haunted in the first place. It is not scientific of course, but I simply say that it was not haunted for us, but it was definitely haunted for them.
 
Explorer said:
My wife and I bought an old eighteenth century farmhouse in a small village in North Notts back in 1975.

The young couple who sold it to us were pig farmers and had lived in the house that had been in their family for many years.

After we moved in, we ventured up to the local pub one evening and introduced ourselves to the landlord and landlady.

"Oh" said the landlady, "You are the couple that have bought the haunted house?"

Now, I can assure you that the vendors of the house never breathed a word to us about this before we exchanged contracts, for understandable reasons, perhaps.

As we had made friends with the vendors, we challenged them later on the "haunting", and they came clean. Apparently, one night when the couple had gone to bed in the master bedroom, a figure of an old man in a dressing gown appeared leaning over their bed. When challenged he said "Don't worry, Ducks, I am only looking". This figure was only seen by our female friend. By the time her husband awoke the figure had gone.

A few weeks later, the mother of the vendor visited the house during the day, and went upstairs to use the loo. She came down a few minutes later and asked her daughter who was the old man on the stairs in the red dressing gown.

We lived in that house for two years and never experienced anything strange. I spent Halloween night on my own in that house and never once did it feel creepy.

Now does this mean that the house was never haunted in the first place. It is not scientific of course, but I simply say that it was not haunted for us, but it was definitely haunted for them.
Don't you just love the ghost stories that start off with...

"I was just drifting off to sleep when..."

or

"I awoke one night to..."

Invariably they always end with... "It was only there for a few seconds, and then it was gone." :rolleyes:
 

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