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My blood type changes...

What?
Didn't everyone learn how to live a good life from watching 'Monkey'?

I know I did. :)

(that, and Kung Fu)
 
JonnyFive said:
I can change my blood type from "blue" to "red" simply by exposing it to oxygen!
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OH OH!
Common misconception! Its always red, although it does change from dark to light. That red/blue thing is just a medical labeling.

wikipedia said:
In humans and other hemoglobin-using creatures, oxygenated blood is bright red. This is due to oxygenated iron in the red blood cells. Deoxygenated blood is a darker shade of red, which can be seen during blood donation and when venous blood samples are taken. However, due to skin pigments, blood vessel coverings and an optical effect caused by the way in which light penetrates through the skin, veins typically appear blue in color. This has led to a common misconception that venous blood is blue before it is exposed to air. Another reason for this misconception is that medical charts always show venous blood as blue in order to distinguish it from arterial blood which is depicted as red on the same chart.
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from:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood
 
Orangutan said:
OH OH!
Common misconception! Its always red, although it does change from dark to light. That red/blue thing is just a medical labeling.
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I actually didn't know that, so I learned something today.

However, I said "type," not "color," so I'm still not wrong. :)

Besides, how do you know I'm not a horseshoe crab?
 
I like my blood just the way it is, thankyouverymuch.
 
Amateurs.

I can change my blood from red to brown and then to black, which I can do simply by selecting a new razor blade and some tissue.

I am changing my head from hairy to smooth day by day.

When I was born, I was about two feet tall.
When I was two years old, I was about three feet tall.
When I was ten, I was about four foot nine.
When I was twenty, I was six foot two.
Now I'm forty-four and I'm SIX FOOT TWO!

Oh... hang on a bit. I need to measure myself again... Must be something wrong with the tape measure.
 
chillzero said:
What?
Didn't everyone learn how to live a good life from watching 'Monkey'?

I know I did. :)

(that, and Kung Fu)
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Well of course you did, because in the world before monkey, primal chaos reigned.
 
simon dalton said:
Well of course you did, because in the world before monkey, primal chaos reigned.
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Indeed.
And then, I faced some weird mental and emotional blips when I found out that Tripitaka was played by a woman.

Although, not as much as some blokes I knew did ;)
 
Wait... I drink, and I know where I am, but I don't care. Shouldn't I be in that other cell?
 
I think this just proves we'll answer just about any post.

You can change your blood type with a bone marrow transplant.
 
skeptigirl said:
I think this just proves we'll answer just about any post.

You can change your blood type with a bone marrow transplant.
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Yes, but that's not something you will, nor can it cure all the world's diseases.

However, should you show that it does make you wonder extensively about God's Divine Shlong and the actual process of impregnating The Virgin Mary, I'd be more inclined to consider your answer to be what the OP is looking for.
 
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