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Morgan Freeman to marry his step-granddaughter

[March of the Penguins voice]
That's it. Shake it, shake it shake it....
Doesn't matter if it's a salt shaker or a poloroid picture...
Just shake it for me...

Now bend over
And touch your toes...
I'm gonna show you when my shawshank goes...

I'm gonna drive miss Daisy to glory
As soon as you lean on me...
I Hope i won't be unforgiven when I unleash this outbreak
Of 72 year old sexual fury...
On your pupur...
It's gonna be a deep impact...
It's more than se7en...

Better call nurse Betty...
Or Bruce almighty.

Now come on over here
And tell me...
Who's your grandaddy? Who's your grandaddy?
[/March of the Penguins voice]
 
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pgwenthold said:
Oh, many, many years ago...
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I'm glad you posted the lyrics. Years ago, there was a guy around town who played that tune in pubs, but he sang it fairly fast, and I usually had a few pints in me, so I could never really follow it. All I knew was that at the end, the guy was his own grandpa.
 
Dorian Gray said:
So you're asking someone to describe a slightly incestuous situation in graphic detail for you? Doesn't that belong in the sex thread? Did you type that with one hand? ;)
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How does ' slightly ' incestuous work ?



( ... noting that someone else has already pointed out, that this relationship ( if it exists .. ) is not incestuous .. )
 
EeneyMinnieMoe said:
Woody Allen moved on from banging the mother to banging the daughter. This guy moved on from banging the grandmother to banging the granddaughter...
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In both cases, the geezer was not related "by blood" to the girl.

Adultry / Cheating? Certainly!

Incest? Well ... maybe on a legal technicality.
 
I think it is usually "first degree blood relative" meaning parents/children, or siblings. First cousin laws are optional. That's in America. Muslim countries don't seem to care.
 
Skeptical Greg said:
Is anyone aware of a jurisdiction where incest is not defined by a blood relationship ?
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Norwegian law specifies in the paragraph on incest that it's illegal to have sex with your descendants, and that this includes both biological and adopted descendants.
The paragraph on sibling incest just says brother or sister, no mention of biological and/or adopted, so I assume that means it's legal.
 
Specifically, the Marriage Act lists the invalid relationships and says a man can’t marry: his mother, adoptive mother, daughter, adoptive daughter, father's mother, mother's mother, son's daughter and so forth. A woman can’t marry: her father, adoptive father, son, adoptive son or former adoptive son, father's father and several others.
The principle that marriages of close non-blood relatives are unlawful was modified in Scotland by the Family Law (Scotland) Act 2005. It says that a person can now marry their mother-in-law or father-in-law where death or divorce has ended the original marriage.
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http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/law/columnists/article3198834.ece
 
Then why is Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn considered gross?

Also, I hinted at, and the article stated, the fact that this was untrue. Thanks to many of you for demonstrating why Fox News is a popular channel, and why "death panels" and the Tea Party get so much press.

Peeps are too lazy to check facts, and just take everything at face value.
 
Okay, so people are asking why this story is creepy. Well, I can tell you...

...now keep in mind, I don't believe this is true. There is no evidence to suggest it is, just rumors, and until evidence is forthcoming, I do not consider Morgan Freeman guilty of anything.

HOWEVER this rumor had made the rounds on the web a few months ago in much more detail, and in the original story, it is not just creepy, it's down right sick (again, the rumor is sick, not Mr freeman, who I have no reason to believe at this time actually did this)

The full rumor is that this girl was actually raised by Freeman and his wife since childhood. It's not like she's their step grand daughter as in Morgan freeman married into her family and she was already an adult or something. The STORY is that she's his step grand daughter but that he's known her since she was born or since she was a baby or a young girl (depending on the source of the story. but the most common version i've heard is that this girl's mother was freeman's stepdaughter who he adopted while she was still a child, so her daughter was born as morgan freeman's legal granddaughter) and that she was raised AS his grand daughter, and then at one point while still a child she went to live with Freeman and his wife and they raised her (it's not really clear if she lived with them all the time or if her mother lived there with her and her grandparents or what), and that the sexual relationship started when she was 17, and that Freeman initiated it after getting her inebriated.

so THAT is why this rumor is gross. It's not like the rumor is that Freeman just hooked up with a 25 year old step grand daughter who was just "related" to him in name only because he married into her family. the rumor is that this girl was raised from birth as his grand daughter, that he then raised her as more of a father figure than a grandfather even, and then started having sex with her when she was a teen.
 
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