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More E-Bay madness

From Dr. Seuss:
The Lorax said,
Sir! You are crazy with greed.
There is no one on earth
who would buy that fool Thneed!
But the very next minute I proved he was wrong.
For, just at that minute, a chap came along,
and he thought that the Thneed I had knitted was great.
He happily bought it for three ninety-eight.
I laughed at the Lorax, You poor stupid guy!
You never can tell what some people will buy.
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Urgh !!! that bottle is green

Forget the last breathe, it looks like he dumped the contents of the Last Supper into it though :)

what's that saying again, something about 'folks are strange'
 
I think he'd need to put the starting bid higher.
Many people think more about spending a dollar than they do a thousand.

Something more exotic would be to use a hand blown glass fishing net float. You could then work in a story of provenance through an ancient fisherman's family.

The bottle looks like something found at a yard sale.
 
I love this from the question and answer section.

Why are you only asking one dollar for this? Don't you think that the last breath of christ would be worth more than $1.00? answered on: 24-Mar-05
A: I am not in a position to put a price on something such as this which is why I offer it for sale at the lowest possible price. Praise Jesus etc.
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Praise Jesus etc.?? LOL.
 
I think it would be funnier if he had blown some cigarette smoke into the jar first.
 
This is just too funny! The questions are priceless. I especially like this one:
Q: Are you also searching for, and have you had any luck locating, that other mythical gaseous relic - The Last Fart of Christ? I would be very interested in said item.
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Psi Baba said:
I think it would be funnier if he had blown some cigarette smoke into the jar first.
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Or taken a crap in it and called it the last meal.
 
None of the Gospels mentions Mary Magdalane up a ladder with a jar, but you wouldn't dwell on the subject, would you?

It seems a strange way to behave actually.

"Verily I say unto you, what are you doing already?"
"I'm try to catch your last breath in a jar --- this could be worth a whole dollar someday."
"Great, great. I thought we'd reached a low point when the soldiers diced for my garments, but no. I'm dying to save you people? Oy veh! By the way, Pontius Pilate is looking up your skirt."
 
What i find odd about this whole thing is that the sellers ID name is "zachmorrisisgod" i mean if thats the case this may just be the last breath of one of Mark-Paul Gosselaar's many bastard children.
 
I thought about putting an empty box on ebay claiming that in it, was the arsehole of William the Conqueror. The description would have included technical information explaining that the surrounding organic tissue had long since rotted away, leaving only the aperture, in situ.
 
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