Minuteman Project doing anything illegal?

[Ranb]

Seeing as how many Arizona residents are already "armed", I do not see how standing on near the border with a bottle of water, food, cell phone, binoculars and a gun is going to contribute to any problems. As far as I can tell, the great majority of problems with these so-called vigilantes exist only in the minds of their detractors. Especially those on the opposite side of the country.

Ranb

 

[Bruce]

Oops! You're racist.

Am I the only one who noticed this, or does no one care? Is TeaBag420 missing a smiley, or what?

Aging hippie liberal douche!

THEY TOOK OUR JOWBS!!!

Man 1: [left side, front row] This is bullcrap! I ain't standin' for this!
Man 2: [at the podium] All right, folks, my name is Darryl Weathers and I'm with the Construction Workers' Union. I work with a lot of fine men who have families to feed. Now I don't know about you all, but we worked long and hard to get our pay up to a level where we could make a decent living. And now these people from the future are showin' up and offerin' to do the same work for next to nothin'! They took our jobs!! [the audience, which is unemployed, clamors in agreement]
Man 3: [rises, wears dark blue short-sleeve shirt, black pants] We're in the moving business! Fourteen years we've been workin' our butts off! Now these future folk come in and we can't get work nowhere! They took our jobs!
Man 4: They took your jobs! [the rest of the audience clamors]
Man 5: Well what about us in the fast-food business?! The restaurants are firing us 'cause the future people work for a lot less! They took our jobs!!
Other Men: [at random times] They took your jobs!
Stan: [pipes up] It's affecting kids too! Me and my friends started our own snow-shoveling business. We were trying to be responsible and make money, you know? But then the people came along and, and now we're out of work too! [silence] Oh, they took our jobs!!
Other Men: [at random times] They took yer jobs!!

 

[Bruce]

Man, I loved that episode!

Announcer: And now, here is Bill O'- Reilly.
Bill O'Reilly: [neutral, sober] Welcome welcome to the No-Spin Zone, all right? And what we're talkin' about today are the immigrants from the future. All right? Now, most people are more than happy to give a helping hand to these people who obviously need it. All right? But others are starting to say that the time portal should be closed off. All right? Now, I've got two guests with me tonight who have opposing views on the matter. On my right is pissed-off white-trash redneck conservative.
Darryl Weathers: Thanks for having me, Bill.
Bill O'Reilly: And on my left is aging hippie liberal douche.
Douche: Hello.
Bill O'Reilly: Now, pissed-off redneck, you say we shouldn't allow anyone else through the time portal, aright?
Darryl Weathers: You're Goddamned right! These people from the future are takin' all the work away from us decent present-day Americans! [leans in and low and almost grunts] They took our jobs!
Skynard Man: They took our jobs!
Darryl Weathers: Those jobs belong to people from the present!
Bill O'Reilly: Aright. What say you, aging hippie liberal douche
Douche: Heh it's typical for conservatives rednecks like these to view the immigrants as the problem, heh, but really, the problem is America. It is our greedy multinational corporations that keep everyone else in poverty. Your ancestors came to America as immigrants. What right do you have to turn these people away?
Bill O'Reilly: Aright, redneck, your rebuttal?
Darryl Weathers: [says nothing, then rises, leans forward and low, and almost grunts] They took our jobs!
Skynard Man: They took our jobs!
Stout Man: [really slurring] Too-kourderb!