Ah yes, always nice when a celebrity who hasn't been in the papers for ten minutes decides to change religion.
Anyone know what Madonna is this week?
Madonna is pretty impressive - she has made me feel sympathy for Guy Ritchie which I didn't believe anyone could do.Awhorecelebrity, same as ever.
Maybe being a muslim in the UAE gets him more state privileges?

He's got money, and a proven ability to babble manically. Why wouldn't they take him?I wouldn't have thought that even the $cientologists would take him.
Okay, I've officially seen it all. The world is batcrap crazy.
Michael Jackson (reportedly) converts to Islam and changes his name to "Mikaeel".
Time to do the crazy dance. There is a crazy dance, isn't there? Please tell me there's a crazy dance.
He wasn't on the verge of it with the "white devil racist" comment?
It's a rare instance of the pot calling the kettle white.
Jacko sat on the floor wearing a tiny hat after an Imam was summoned to officiate — days before the singer is due to appear at London’s High Court where he is being sued by an Arab sheik.
From one of the articles Arthiwollipot mentioned:
I freely admit that I don't know much about Islam. Is it considered Islamic to sue another Muslim in a secular court? Does this conversion, I don't know, provide him some protection against the sheik's suit in High Court?