Michael Jackson Converts to Islam

Ah yes, always nice when a celebrity who hasn't been in the papers for ten minutes decides to change religion.

Anyone know what Madonna is this week?
 
Okay, so, on the debit side, Islam has a propensity to encourage all kind of wacky terrorists. But, on the credit side, it it took Michael Jackson off our hands.
 
Wow... :boggled:

If this turns out to be true (I'd like to see confirmation), then I'm rather amazed.

What's amazing is that Islam took MJ in. I wouldn't have thought that even the $cientologists would take him.
 
It was also rumored several years ago that he was converting to Islam, but it was never confirmed at the time. No, he's not wearing plastic explosives for a suicide bombing plot, that's his actual face.
 
It's a rare instance of the pot calling the kettle white.

Okay, you owe me some Windex or equivalent to clean all the sprayed spittle off my computer!! I was completely blind-sided by that, and it's way, way too funny!

In the interests of raising a colorblind generation to follow, though, I shall shake my finger at you, thusly!

-- MK
 
From one of the articles Arthiwollipot mentioned:

Jacko sat on the floor wearing a tiny hat after an Imam was summoned to officiate — days before the singer is due to appear at London’s High Court where he is being sued by an Arab sheik.

I freely admit that I don't know much about Islam. Is it considered Islamic to sue another Muslim in a secular court? Does this conversion, I don't know, provide him some protection against the sheik's suit in High Court?
 

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