Masturbation and sin

Darth Rotor said:
This thread begs for the wit and wisdom of DavidJayJordan. :)

DR
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True, as you need to balance out your accusations against the damnabe devoid church system and accussations against the Bible with what the Lord really taught .... but it doesn't take me to do that in a thread, anyone that has been around the block ..... or up and down the pole a few times could be able to bring some liberation and answers to this subject.
 
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Masturbation and sin or multi-tasking for men.


Intelligent designer: "Where can I put the male G-spot? ....And oh yeah, testicles on the outside"
 
Scientific reasearch... discovers...

A Russian team of sex-therapists spent £350,000 and 5 years of intensive study to find out what the male's "knob" was for...

Answer: to please the woman.

An American team re-evaluated their work, spending $725,000 over 2 years...

Answer: to please the man.


Then an undergraduate from Cardiff spent 2 hours and had a beer to find that it's there to stop your hand falling of the end of your dick!

:)
 
polaristutoring@tisc said:
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker,

And it does me good, like it bloody-well-should...
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A few years ago, my wife and I were driving around southern France and stayed for a couple of days at a very pleasant gite near the Spanish border. I was reading from a pile pf philosophical magazines to improve my french and came across an article entitled "Onanisme rend sourd" - masturbation makes you deaf.
I mentioned to the owner, that the English would consider blindness a greater risk and he found that very funny. The article described a nineteenth century gentleman, who supposedly started these ideas as a method of marketing his appliances to deter such pleasures. Strangely, I don't remember boxing gloves being among them.
 
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