Master Shake And Ct's

sadhatter

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Watching aqua teen master shake had printed a book in which he outlines rules for dealing with a situation. Said rules bear a strange similarity to the methods of inquiry used by conspiracy theorists, the rules are.

1) Assess the situation.

There is a consipracy

2) Apply Blame

The Joos, The Nwo, The Illumaniti , etc.

3) Make a suggestion, but don't own up to it, in case it sucks.

" Hey, i am just asking questions....."

4) Take a nap.

( what i assume is done after a drive by truthing.)

I am pretty sure this advice comes free with every copy of Loose change now.
 
Great show. Master Shake is the best!

Yeah the new season is pretty good, and not just because an episode involves getting an arcade machine, and another is featuring one of my favorite bands.

The master shake rules destroyed me especially seeing different characters attempt to apply them.
 
Watching aqua teen master shake had printed a book in which he outlines rules for dealing with a situation. Said rules bear a strange similarity to the methods of inquiry used by conspiracy theorists, the rules are.

1) Assess the situation.

There is a consipracy

2) Apply Blame

The Joos, The Nwo, The Illumaniti , etc.

3) Make a suggestion, but don't own up to it, in case it sucks.

" Hey, i am just asking questions....."

4) Take a nap.

( what i assume is done after a drive by truthing.)

I am pretty sure this advice comes free with every copy of Loose change now.

I take it it was funnier in the show, with some kind of context and such.
 

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