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Kim Jong Un

Orphia Nay said:
:D Sorry, of course, that's what I meant!

He's spearheading North Korea's interstellar space program, NOT being probed by aliens. Again, sorry.
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Of course, and the non-Yankee-imperialist-aggressor world shows its gratitude with flower baskets:

https://twitter.com/KCNAWatch

If Kim Jong un is nowhere to be seen he is clearly very busy saving the Earth and helping athletes to lift more weight.
 
angrysoba said:
Of course, and the non-Yankee-imperialist-aggressor world shows its gratitude with flower baskets:

https://twitter.com/KCNAWatch

If Kim Jong un is nowhere to be seen he is clearly very busy saving the Earth and helping athletes to lift more weight.
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Definitely. He is winning prestigious sports events, crushing capitalist pigs, and definitely not being tortured, waterboarded or erased from history by disloyal scum.
 
Orphia Nay said:
Definitely. He is winning prestigious sports events, crushing capitalist pigs, and definitely not being tortured, waterboarded or erased from history by disloyal scum.
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He also found a cure for Ebola on his lunch break.

ETA: I hastily edit to add, whilst not at all under duress, that the supreme leader does not of course have "lunch breaks". But he did cure Ebola during one of them anyway. This is the total truth.
 
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timhau said:
Of course he doesn't have lunch breaks. He has an uninterrupted lunch from breakfast to the start of dinner.
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Well of course he does, he needs that extra energy for his after dinner desserts and his midnight feasts. That emmenthal is not going to eat itself you know!
 
Scene: An important world leader summit: Kim stares over toward the Chinese leader and won't stop. Asked what was on his mind he asked why only the Chinese were served doughnuts.
 
Orphia Nay said:
:D Sorry, of course, that's what I meant!

He's spearheading North Korea's interstellar space program, NOT being probed by aliens. Again, sorry.
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Actually, he is being probed by aliens and he just keeps screaming, "More sir, Deeper Sir!!!" over and over - with the random "May I have another, sir!?" thrown in for good measure.
 
fuelair said:
Actually, he is being probed by aliens and he just keeps screaming, "More sir, Deeper Sir!!!" over and over - with the random "May I have another, sir!?" thrown in for good measure.
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Is it really "May I have another sir!, or is it, Sir, may I have another, I think the latter is
more true!

It is most important to understand the nature of what we see, not what we wish to see!
 
timhau said:
Of course he doesn't have lunch breaks. He has an uninterrupted lunch from breakfast to the start of dinner.
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It's a good thing he's supernaturally healthy and can't suffer any harm from anything. A lesser person might get gout from that.
 
He's in a secret weight-loss training program with Richard Simmons. When he reappears in public he's going to look fabulous.
 
Wait. How long has it been since anyone's seen Dennis Rodman.

Steve S
 
When the Fifth Dalai Lama died in 1682, his chief minister kept the fact secret for fifteen years. Said his boss was meditating, which was plausible ... for a while. When the Chinese found out they had been bamboozled they went bananas, but by that time a new DL had been appointed without Chinese interference.
 
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