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Jesus Rocks!

P.S.A. said:
Jesus not only rocks, but he's f'cking METAL too. And as someone who when caught out trolling resorts to challenging people to games of Counter Strike in a hormonal teenage fit, I'm sure you'd agree with the following cartoon, eh Riddick?

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ur another jref clone using the last resort, the declaration of "it was a fit!"

if u have to make a case for it being a fit, then it was not a fit. the more u try to support the "fit" argument, the less u hold in ur hands.

congrats, jref clone.
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If christianity or religion is coming out of Hollywood or in adverts it could come from a bit of success from Mel's movie, I can hear the gits in Hollywood saying OH right we can move to that market forgot about it.

Then over to the sci fi next cause Star Wars etc. Then hmm ok romance cause everyones burned out on action

Marketing people, just marketing, Jumping on that next knee jerk reaction band wagon.

same with selling cars big small muscle big small muscle repeat
 
Riddick said:
they (pitt & jolie) wear jackets with patches reading 'jesus rocks'.
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When he was a schoolboy, Ross Geller had patch on his bookbag which said "Geology rocks!"

And you know how cool Ross was.
 
Jesus is so cool he even plays football:

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Although he is clearly rather competitive and is prepared to elbow small children out of the way.

Click here to see Jesus play other sports.
 
Jesus, **** YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother ****ing day yeah,
Jesus, **** YEAH!
Jesus is the only way yeah,
Gentiles your game is through 'cause now you have to answer to,
Jesus, **** YEAH!
So lick my butt, and pray to my God,
Jesus, **** YEAH!
What you going to do when he comes for you now,

He's the dream that we all share; He's the hope for tomorrow
**** YEAH!
 
Ashles said:
Jesus is so cool he even plays football:

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Although he is clearly rather competitive and is prepared to elbow small children out of the way.

Click here to see Jesus play other sports.
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I always thought the basketball one was cruel... the messiah isn't playing nice holding the ball way over the CHILDREN's heads.
 
Steroid Jesus

Ashles said:
Jesus is so cool he even plays football:

DE_3977.jpg


Although he is clearly rather competitive and is prepared to elbow small children out of the way.

Click here to see Jesus play other sports.
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Wow! That was hilarious. Believe it or not, I've never seen those before. You can almost see the captions for each of them (in order of appearance)

A. Now bend over a little more at the waist, Johnny.

B. You can't get it, you can't get it, nanny, nanny boo, boo - or, See girls, the ball represents God's grace, it's unattainable.

C. Out of the way squirt! That's MY ball!

D. Ow! Watch it there, Georgie, you're whacking Jesus in the old Shepard's Crook.

I thought these were equally hilarious:

http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues2.html

I liked the Jesus ballet statue (but think he should have at least had tights on), the golfing one is ABSOLUTELY hilarious, and the Karate and Hockey Jesus outlines a good Christian value (fighting).

They're almost worth the $20, but I think I'll hold out for the Jesus BMX'er
 
jesus playing soccer? that is the most vicous attack on jesus i've heard.

jesus playing soccer. how dare u. :a2:
 
Riddick said:
jesus playing soccer? that is the most vicous attack on jesus i've heard.

jesus playing soccer. how dare u. :a2:
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I thought christians always capitalized god & Jesus, whether in name or pronoun.
 
Ashles said:
Although he is clearly rather competitive and is prepared to elbow small children out of the way.
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Maybe I don't understand the finer points of soccer, but isn't Jesus pretty much ignoring the concept of teamwork? I look at the statue and can't tell which child is His teammate.
 
Ladewig said:
Maybe I don't understand the finer points of soccer, but isn't Jesus pretty much ignoring the concept of teamwork? I look at the statue and can't tell which child is His teammate.
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Obviously it's the kid in white & red. Notice how he's blocking and about to punch the guy in blue so Jesus has a clear shot on goal?
 
Donks said:
I thought christians always capitalized god & Jesus, whether in name or pronoun.
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They do... Riddick isn't a Christian, but a childish troll. Who *ahem*... gets into temper tantrums when his last foolish escapades are mentioned, as you you can see above. You want more evidence that he's a troll? Ok, how about the fact that he was so desperate to say something provocative that he didn't even engage his brain enough to realise;

1.) it's not provocative; as it's Christians themselves who are making these statues, and

2.) Agreeing with us that they are laughable is hardly going to offend us.

Now watch as he says something incoherant, to try and claim he's not bothered by what I just said... (he he he)
 
Ashles said:
Jesus is so cool he even plays football:

DE_3977.jpg


Although he is clearly rather competitive and is prepared to elbow small children out of the way.

Click here to see Jesus play other sports.
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They need to have one of Jesus hitting a bong.
 
"Jesus burger please....."


Jesus, the only acceptable victim of cannibalisme.
 
Re: Steroid Jesus

Mephisto said:
Wow! That was hilarious. Believe it or not, I've never seen those before. You can almost see the captions for each of them (in order of appearance)

A. Now bend over a little more at the waist, Johnny.

B. You can't get it, you can't get it, nanny, nanny boo, boo - or, See girls, the ball represents God's grace, it's unattainable.

C. Out of the way squirt! That's MY ball!

D. Ow! Watch it there, Georgie, you're whacking Jesus in the old Shepard's Crook.

I thought these were equally hilarious:

http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues2.html

I liked the Jesus ballet statue (but think he should have at least had tights on), the golfing one is ABSOLUTELY hilarious, and the Karate and Hockey Jesus outlines a good Christian value (fighting).

They're almost worth the $20, but I think I'll hold out for the Jesus BMX'er
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What are future archeologists going to think of our culture if they discover those statues?
 
Pro christian messages in movies are nothing new - ie Blues Brothers, Ghost Busters ("Nobody steps in a church in my town"), Home Alone (putting out the responsible message that bad guys can't enter a church so it is OK for kids to talk to strangers in church), most every vampire movie ...

By the way - soccer playing Jesus and no "Jesus saves" jokes? Did I miss it?
 
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