Japanese Sects

Just when I thought I've found bliss with the "Japanese Food Cult" it turns out it's a misprint and what we actually have is the "Japanese Foot Cult" :(
 
Soapy Sam said:
There might have been worse spelling mistakes.
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No kidding. Every time I see the title of this thread I think "Japanese Sex!"

I'd like to try that. A people that invented origami must be really good with their hands.
 
zaayrdragon said:
If sex is more like football than origami... someone is doing something wrong.
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I don't know, maybe it is. Helmet, forty pounds of protective padding, tackling, an end zone, and a dozen burly guys leaping on top of you...yeah, actually sex IS more like football than origami. It'd be painful to get a papercut there, too.
 
TragicMonkey said:
I don't know, maybe it is. Helmet, forty pounds of protective padding, tackling, an end zone, and a dozen burly guys leaping on top of you...yeah, actually sex IS more like football than origami. It'd be painful to get a papercut there, too.
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Remind me never, NEVER to have sex with you.

Or, for that matter, in your vicinity. Nor to be in your vicinity while you are engaged in The Act.

ugh... Now I'm going to have nightmares about a monkey being jumped by a dozen Japanese football players... Thanks.

:D
 
In response, the government is starting to crack down on cult activity. Analysts say they are not surprised at the appeal of sects. In today's Japan, a consumerist, secular society facing economic uncertainty, cults and so-called ''new religions'' offer a spiritual balm that many Japanese, especially young people, find attractive.

''People increasingly are looking for something to fill their hearts, and dangerous religious groups are just waiting for them,'' said Toshi Yamakawa, a former bureaucrat turned spiritual writer.
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Its all that evil secularism's fault again!
 
TragicMonkey said:
I don't know, maybe it is. Helmet, forty pounds of protective padding, tackling, an end zone, and a dozen burly guys leaping on top of you...yeah, actually sex IS more like football than origami. It'd be painful to get a papercut there, too.
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Oh, you're talking about SAFE sects. :D
 
zaayrdragon said:
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Remind me never, NEVER to have sex with you.

Or, for that matter, in your vicinity. Nor to be in your vicinity while you are engaged in The Act.

ugh... Now I'm going to have nightmares about a monkey being jumped by a dozen Japanese football players... Thanks.

:D
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Worse yet, he might get a "Hun" in him! :D
 
Little exchange between Mephisto and myself from another thread, Monkey-Lover. He he he he....

Better, I suppose, being loved by a monkey than by a dragon... Those scales are known to grate, just a bit.
 
zaayrdragon said:
Better, I suppose, being loved by a monkey than by a dragon... Those scales are known to grate, just a bit.
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According to the Chinese zodiac, both signs are highly compatible.

Ironically, in that zodiac, I'm a dragon, not a monkey.
 
TragicMonkey said:
I don't know, maybe it is. Helmet, forty pounds of protective padding, tackling, an end zone, and a dozen burly guys leaping on top of you...yeah, actually sex IS more like football than origami. It'd be painful to get a papercut there, too.
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USAist pig. Maybe he meant "football" as in soccer. :)
 
SezMe said:
USAist pig. Maybe he meant "football" as in soccer. :)
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If I were having sex with David Beckham, I'd know about it.

Er, not that I've thought about that at all.
 
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