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Jack Chick's New Tract

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And certain people's notions of Christianity do away with truth.

That man definitely needs more cowbell.

Right upside his head.
 
Yes, now if one is going to try humour then it's never best to end with a little boy being kicked into eternal suffering.

Fudging Blunt.
 
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I've always wondered how it is that Jack Chick is able to draw without opposable thumbs.
 
Bible-believers' morals are just as arbitrary and society-defined as those of atheists. It's naive of them to to think otherwise.

The day you can show me a Bible-believer who follows the Bible to the letter and doesn't arbitrarily pick and choose and subjectively interpret... you'll have a point. Otherwise, most of them are just as prone to free-thinking and change as the rest of us.
 
No. The point is that evolution has nothing to do with morals, and you're stupid if you think the only reason you don't kick cats or rape babies is because InvisiSkyDaddy gave you a moral compass.

If only he'd included the Secret Decoder Ring....
 
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I like the last panel, where Chick at least admits the god he worships is going to throw billions into the lake of fire, if for no other reason than they believe we evolved.

Yet he still thinks we should worship this thug.
 
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Okay. So Jack Chick believes that the creator of the universe loves him, pays attention to every detail of how he thinks or lives his life, answers his prayers, will eternally reward him in paradise, will eternally punish everyone who isn't like him in hell, and that his beliefs derived from ancient scripture will remain the most concrete verdict on reality until the end of time... And he calls atheists arrogant.

Yeah. :rolleyes:
 
Beerina said:
I like the last panel, where Chick at least admits the god he worships is going to throw billions into the lake of fire, if for no other reason than they believe we evolved.

Yet he still thinks we should worship this thug.
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Quite. So much for religion's moral compass...
 
That's hilarious - morals are rooted in our evolutionary heritage. And people wonder why atheists are "arrogant". How could you not be, when this is the competing worldview?
 
Why the hell is the mother gardening and taking the time to teach her son? Why isn't she out killing and stealing?
 
Beerina said:
I like the last panel, where Chick at least admits the god he worships is going to throw billions into the lake of fire, if for no other reason than they believe we evolved.

Yet he still thinks we should worship this thug.
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Try this take on your scenario.

God loves unconditionally. He loves Satan, who is stuck in Hell. (They have this falling out thing, and love can't be forced. ) He loves Satan so much he doesn't want him to be lonely. So, he provides for Satan to have company with like minded people who can't stand God.

Maybe God's not such a sonofabiscuit afterall, Beerina.

DR
 
RandFan said:
Why the hell is the mother gardening and taking the time to teach her son? Why isn't she out killing and stealing?
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1. Sloth

2. (She's got to pay the rent, so she's growing a few acres of herb for tax free income. ;) )
 
Darth Rotor said:
Try this take on your scenario.

God loves unconditionally. He loves Satan, who is stuck in Hell. (They have this falling out thing, and love can't be forced. ) He loves Satan so much he doesn't want him to be lonely. So, he provides for Satan to have company with like minded people who can't stand God.

Maybe God's not such a sonofabiscuit afterall, Beerina.
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You'd think he'd provide them with a little better clubroom for them to chum around in. I hear the one they've got now has a little problem with the air conditioning.
 
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