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I've been saved!

Tricky

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Hallelujah!

I have had what could likely be called a religious experience. It happened last night at a pub in Houston called McGonigal’s Mucky Duck. The Duck is a wonderful place to catch acoustic and local music in an atmosphere that includes plenty of European beers, great pub grub, and which excludes smoke. Also, because it is acoustic, the music is not so loud as to shatter your incus, malleus or stapes with volume. People don't shout, or even talk over the music. It is a listening club.

The artist is one of my long-time favorite singer-songwriters from the great Midwest, Susan Werner. I feel in love with Susan about fifteen years ago when she wrote a song about the loss of innocence called “The Last of the Good Straight Girls”. I’ve been stalking her ever since.

But I had no idea what to expect when Ms. Tricky and I found our table at The Duck. I figured it would be good. Little did I know what I was about to be exposed to.

It was gospel. Susan, the girl who was “Weird in School” had released a gospel album. I had already bought the CD, called The Gospel Truth from her product table (I like to have the liner notes handy when I’m listening to new music) and I must say I had some misgivings about the title. Though I totally enjoy some church music, much of it leaves me cold and angry because the writers are so smug and self-righteous. Had Susan become one of those? Well let’s see…

The first song she did was called Our Father. It was in the traditional gospel sound, or as close as could be achieved by a guitar and harmonica. Something was different about the words though:

Susan Werner said:
Thy kingdom come to every nation
They will be done in everything we do
Lord lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from those who think they’re you.
***
Lord deliver us from politicians
Who drop Your name in every speech
As if they’re Your best friend from high school
As if they practice what they preach

Glory glory, I could see that I was going to be saved that night.

The lesson continued with Why is Your Heaven So Small? It asks the same question I have asked so many times about why the most powerful entity in the universe would be so insecure that He needs constant praise.
Susan Werner said:
With your fists that shake and your eyes that burn
What makes you do the things you do?
I would not be surprised to learn
Someone, somewhere is excluding you.

But my friend, imagine this, if you would,
A love much mightier than us all
If god is great and god is good,
Why is your heaven so small?

There are other great songs of love and ambivalence, Help Somebody which beautifully answers Plumjam’s questions. Sunday Mornings about the void that is left when you realize that you really don’t care for what your church is saying, but you like the ritual. And of course, the one that she calls a “flight risk” because there is the danger that some will be offended enough to walk out, Probably Not.

Susan Werner said:
Is there a god above?
Is there eternal love?
Probably not
Probably not.
Is there a home up in the sky?
Will we be there by and by?
Probably not.
Probably not.
But she balances it with…
Susan Werner said:
But what if I’ve been wrong-
And God’s been up there all along?
And he hands me a heavenly crown
Would I dare to turn him down?
Probably not.
Probably not.
And if He sends me down to hell,
Will I smile and say, “oh well…”
Probably not,
No, Probably not.

The patter between the songs was great too, and she was relating to the audience, which (being in Texas) was by no means a totally secular crowd. She was talking about hearing The Lords Prayer sung and one woman in the audience said she sang it at weddings every week. Susan handed her the microphone and she sang the whole thing (beautifully) and the crowd went wild. There was so much love in that room. I notice that she didn’t hand the microphone to me when I offered to sing Locomotive Breath. I guess there is even love has its limits.
 
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/me dashes Tricky with a Dixie cup of "water"

I baptize you in the name of da faddah, da sun and da ghosty bits.
 
Darn, I was hoping kmo's "baptism" would cause Tricky to melt like the wicked witch. Cross that idea off the list . . .

Tricky is not a witch.
He's a language dictator.
His weakness must therefore be bad grammar, not water.

Douse him in bad grammar and poor analogies. That oughta work.
 
You know, I was originally planning to word that as "Bre'er Wolf into that briar patch", but figured that all y'awl would be on it like butter on rice.
Not butter. Gravy. Butter goes on grits.

And will somebody please say something about Susan Werner? She is so incredible! I told her about "Agnonsticks" and she laughed her ass off and said she was going to work that into one of her future shows. Damn, I love that women.
 
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Not butter. Gravy. Butter goes on grits.


*Sigh* Sorry [X], but bad grammar and poor analogies clearly isn't the way to end Tricky's reign of terror. Most of them fly right over his pointy little head.

And will somebody please say something about Susan Werner? She is so incredible! I told her about "Agnonsticks" and she laughed her ass off and said she was going to work that into one of her future shows. Damn, I love that women.


Sorry, I am more of a blues girl than a gospel groupie. Maybe someone with a little more appreciation for the genre will chime in.
 
*Sigh* Sorry [X], but bad grammar and poor analogies clearly isn't the way to end Tricky's reign of terror. Most of them fly right over his pointy little head.

No, my dear Surfborer, I'm just letting it slide, realizing you are from a more benighted region.
Sorry, I am more of a blues girl than a gospel groupie. Maybe someone with a little more appreciation for the genre will chime in.
Actually, Susan is a blues fiend to. She is incredibly versatile. I would love to show you some of the videos I took from the concert. If you like blues (especially harmonica blues) you'd be blown away.
 
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The other day, I seen a deer.
I woulda run it over if I coulda, but I wasnt able too.
And then I seen a real nice car, and my sis was like, "that its like, so, like, totally, like, cool."
But its her way of spoken.
 
The great thing about being saved is that if you screw up you can come back to the save point and start again...

that is what I heard.
 
The great thing about being saved is that if you screw up you can come back to the save point and start again...

that is what I heard.

In my religion, you have to wait a few minutes and when the next round starts you automagically respawn.

I obviously never heard of Susan Werner, but she seems to be a pretty cool person.
 
The great thing about being saved is that if you screw up you can come back to the save point and start again...

that is what I heard.
That depends on how often you are backed up. Of course, if you really want to be safe, you should be archived.
 

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