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It's Official: The Internet is The Worst Thing Ever

The Atheist

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Having started off as seeing the internet as a fad that would fade away (apart from porno) then embracing it to the extent that I make all of my income through it, to now seeing it having taken over the world, I've finally reached the point where I think the internet is the invention of Satan.

Satan's rule is to divide and conquer - and it seems to me this has come to pass.

Douglas Adams had little time to invest in the internet before his death, but even in that short time, managed to get to the nub of the issue very quickly. Here is his view of what was happening: http://www.douglasadams.com/dna/19990901-00-a.html

I think the most important note in that is his quote from Risto Linturi, research fellow of the Helsinki Telephone Corporation, who says: "Pervasive wireless communication will bring us back to behaviour patterns that were natural to us and destroy behaviour patterns that were brought about by the limitations of technology."

Trouble is, the behaviour pattern that we're going back to is tribalistic, and that appears to be exactly what's driving the internet right now - from fights organised by schoolkids to far-right troll communities disrupting elections, these things are growing around tribalism - the idea that "our side" is better than "your side". It also seems that there are only two sides any more - one is right of Genghis Khan, the other left of Lenin, and the positions are becoming more entrenched as the rhetoric ramps up.

Yet, that is only one of the many problems the internet has created. Others include:

Porno

I'm on the fence as to whether it's good or bad, and am open to evidence, but allowing an almost-infinite expansion in the availability or porn without a clue as to what effects it might have seems a dangerous thing to do.

Wasting time

10 hours a day spent playing on a screen isn't achieving much. https://edition.cnn.com/2016/06/30/health/americans-screen-time-nielsen/index.html

I'd like to find some statistics on productivity per hour from 2000 - present, but it's proving difficult, and I need the numbers because, anecdotally, people are spending time on devices at work that has to reduce their profitability.

Misinformation

The internet has allowed exponential growth in conspiracies and pseudoscience. I don't know that the link between the ease of spreading false propaganda and the rise of antivaxers has been proven, but the numbers indicate an awfully strong link: https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2017/2/15/14231266/anti-vaccine-movement-trump

Business/Education

While companies like Amazon & Google have risen on the back of the internet, and it enables efficiencies in accounting and other areas, I'm not convinced that overall, companies are more profitable as a result of the internet. The cost of security measures alone is more than most companies generate in additional profit from having internet-based commerce.

In education, the situation contains too many variables to say for sure that the cost outweighs the benefits, but a good example is my boy's primary school of 700 kids. They have two full-time IT workers, and I have yet to see any benefit from the school's connectivity. It doesn't seem to speed up or improve homework, and I don't see any way it saves teachers time, but it does mean they have two fewer teachers because the salaries go to a couple of backroom geeks.

Scams

This is the most human face of the harm, destroying lives and life savings - it's estimated that the UK alone is losing £10B a year: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-37677446

That number is increasing and is already about the same as the UK's estimated illegal drug trade, and about 1% of GDP: http://www.nationalcrimeagency.gov.uk/crime-threats/drugs

On that basis, we're looking at internet crime being worth around $750B a year, being roughly 1% of world GDP: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gross_world_product

That's all money that wouldn't be leaving the system if the internet didn't exist.

Wankers

I don't even need to add Zuck into this list, because the growth of the internet has given us a large number of people with massive profiles who would otherwise never have been heard of:

Peter Thiel
Elon Musk
Martin Shkreli
John McAfee, to name a few.

tl;dr
 
Douglas Adams had little time to invest in the internet before his death, but even in that short time, managed to get to the nub of the issue very quickly. Here is his view of what was happening: http://www.douglasadams.com/dna/19990901-00-a.html



This is such a fantastic quote:


1) everything that’s already in the world when you’re born is just normal;

2) anything that gets invented between then and before you turn thirty is incredibly exciting and creative and with any luck you can make a career out of it;

3) anything that gets invented after you’re thirty is against the natural order of things and the beginning of the end of civilisation as we know it until it’s been around for about ten years when it gradually turns out to be alright really.
 
They have two full-time IT workers, and I have yet to see any benefit from the school's connectivity. It doesn't seem to speed up or improve homework, and I don't see any way it saves teachers time, but it does mean they have two fewer teachers because the salaries go to a couple of backroom geeks.


Why did you feel the need to stereotype?

What evidence do you have that they quite literally took 2 of a finite number of salaries?
 
I understand the frustration. I don't agree with it, but I understand it.
 
The problem of the internet isn't the internet, it's that the internet exposes more of humanity to more of humanity. We're not evolved enough to interact on this scale, at these numbers, with this speed. We're our own worst enemy, and the internet just gives us more exposure.

But it also facilitates easier sex, shopping, and videos of dogs tasting lemons so it evens out. Seriously watch the dogs tasting lemons videos, hysterical.
 
Why did you feel the need to stereotype?

You can't take a little mild humour with your posts?

What evidence do you have that they quite literally took 2 of a finite number of salaries?

It's how NZ schools work - they are funded annually for the number of kids and the school decides how they spend the money.

The problem of the internet isn't the internet, it's that the internet exposes more of humanity to more of humanity. We're not evolved enough to interact on this scale, at these numbers, with this speed. We're our own worst enemy, and the internet just gives us more exposure.

Bingo.

But it also facilitates easier sex, shopping, and videos of dogs tasting lemons so it evens out.

I'm not convinced that balances the scales entirely.
 
Another point I meant to add was radicalisation.

Do I need to spell out how people of all stripes are being radicalised from easily-spread propaganda and lies?

The school shooters encouraged by the Chans, ISIS wannabes radicalised by insane mullahs, the "incel" scum bragging about raping sluts...
 
You can't take a little mild humour with your posts?



It's how NZ schools work - they are funded annually for the number of kids and the school decides how they spend the money.



Bingo.



I'm not convinced that balances the scales entirely.

Quite frankly if you school has 2 full time computer techs for 700 kids then the school has crap management

In fact if they had one that is full time I'd argue they aren't much better

It would be brainier to contract out to call out support.

With funding it isn't just bums on seats. It obviously depends on decile as well
 
Don't forget cats freaking over a cucumber.
Honestly though... has anyone figured what that's all about? :D

Yesterday I was hanging out with my brother and told him to Youtube dogs with lemons. We watched part of a compilation and he said, "Have you seen cats with cucumbers?" No. No, I haven't. So that was hilarious. I asked why the freak out and said he's read that they might think it's a snake (hard wired to be wary of thin, greenish things). Makes sense.
 
I've recently joined the "Boston Terrier Addicts" group on Facebook. I have finally found a great use for the internet and Facebook - looking at pictures of Boston Terriers.

I can do this all day.
 
I have absolutely no interest in youtube until I need to fix something. There is a video of just about every odd thing being fixed on youtube. It is crazy how I can just throw in a model number for just about anything in my house or garage and there will be a video of some guy who spent hours trying to figure out how to solve the very problem I have stumbled upon. I like that.
 

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