Impeccable proof of ghosts....

[Maia]

Once and for all, the existence of ghosts is proven! Proven, I say! How can I be so sure?

Well, my brother and his gf just bought a house. They learned that it previously belonged to two tattoo artists (who ran a business out of the house.) Two days ago, one of the cats kept staring at the ceiling and meowing. Brother and gf looked up and couldn't see anything. Also, the bathroom door keeps mysteriously swinging open on its own. Today, however, was the Day of Astonishing, 100% Guaranteed, Triple Your Money Back Proof.

We were all in the back alley when a car pulled up. A woman with a lot of very interesting tattoos on her arms (including a very nice Hello Kitty one on one hand) rolled down the window. I had a mysterious feeling that SHE was the tattoo artist who had owned the house! (See, this is also proof of psychic powers... it's a two for one...) Anyway, she then went on to say just that. She also told us that the house was haunted by a very nice male ghost, and that not only she but also two guests had seen it/him in the past.

As soon as Tattoo Lady was gone,my brother put on a spooky voice and advanced the theory that the cat and bathroom door incidents could be explained by the ghost. Gf remained unconvinced (even though she'd believed the weird story about the little kid who was supposedly the reincarnated fighter pilot.) I sternly told my brother to STOP IT immediately, because he has a bad habit of doing this.

So what do y'all think? Isn't this just the best proof of ghosts you've EVER heard of?

 

[Accidental Martyr]

Absolutely. There could be no other explanation.

 

[Lucian]

Once and for all, the existence of ghosts is proven! Proven, I say! How can I be so sure?

Well, my brother and his gf just bought a house. They learned that it previously belonged to two tattoo artists (who ran a business out of the house.) Two days ago, one of the cats kept staring at the ceiling and meowing. Brother and gf looked up and couldn't see anything. Also, the bathroom door keeps mysteriously swinging open on its own. Today, however, was the Day of Astonishing, 100% Guaranteed, Triple Your Money Back Proof.

We were all in the back alley when a car pulled up. A woman with a lot of very interesting tattoos on her arms (including a very nice Hello Kitty one on one hand) rolled down the window. I had a mysterious feeling that SHE was the tattoo artist who had owned the house! (See, this is also proof of psychic powers... it's a two for one...) Anyway, she then went on to say just that. She also told us that the house was haunted by a very nice male ghost, and that not only she but also two guests had seen it/him in the past.

As soon as Tattoo Lady was gone,my brother put on a spooky voice and advanced the theory that the cat and bathroom door incidents could be explained by the ghost. Gf remained unconvinced (even though she'd believed the weird story about the little kid who was supposedly the reincarnated fighter pilot.) I sternly told my brother to STOP IT immediately, because he has a bad habit of doing this.

So what do y'all think? Isn't this just the best proof of ghosts you've EVER heard of?

If a cat staring fixedly at absolutely nothing is proof of ghosts, then every building that has ever been occupied by a cat is haunted. Staring at stuff no one else can see is a cat specialty. At night, my cat often amuses himself by chasing invisible flying prey. I assume they are ghost bugs.

 

[Uncayimmy]

I heard that the tattoo lady you saw was killed 10 years ago to the day. By her boyfriend, whom she always referred to as a "nice" guy.

 

[Maia]

I heard that the tattoo lady you saw was killed 10 years ago to the day. By her boyfriend, whom she always referred to as a "nice" guy.

Okay, I think this is probably some kind of sort-of-wrong and sort-of-right story.... because the first thing she told us after saying she'd previously owned the house actually was that we were standing on the spot where her ex had TRIED to kill her. But UY, where did you hear that she was actually DEAD? Unless she's the ghost... but it didn't look like she was driving a ghost car... also she had another bf sitting next to her, and he didn't look much like a ghost. And she gave us a card with the address of her new tattoo place, and it didn't have ghosts on it.

This is just all too confusing. Anyway, we were also told by another neighbor that this house had been a massage parlor busted by the local police for questionable massage practices. It's on the "Historic House" tour and has a little brass plaque outside.

 

[Ysidro]

I had a friend who bought a house cheap because a human skull was found when the originally laid the foundation. He never had any ghosts.

That's because he put up wards and cast spells of protection.

 

[Uncayimmy]

Ah, to be young and naive again...

What makes you think ghosts cannot drive cars? They can open and close bathroom doors, can't they?

Have you actually visited this tattoo shop? You may be surprised - even startled - at what you may find.

 

[Lucian]

Okay, I think this is probably some kind of sort-of-wrong and sort-of-right story.... because the first thing she told us after saying she'd previously owned the house actually was that we were standing on the spot where her ex had TRIED to kill her. But UY, where did you hear that she was actually DEAD? Unless she's the ghost... but it didn't look like she was driving a ghost car... also she had another bf sitting next to her, and he didn't look much like a ghost. And she gave us a card with the address of her new tattoo place, and it didn't have ghosts on it.

This is just all too confusing. Anyway, we were also told by another neighbor that this house had been a massage parlor busted by the local police for questionable massage practices. It's on the "Historic House" tour and has a little brass plaque outside.

Well, at least the ghosts had a happy ending.

 

[Southwind17]

Anyway, we were also told by another neighbor that this house had been a massage parlor busted by the local police for questionable massage practices.

Questionable as in "How much for a quick ..." kinda way?!

 

[dafydd]

Once and for all, the existence of ghosts is proven! Proven, I say! How can I be so sure?

Well, my brother and his gf just bought a house. They learned that it previously belonged to two tattoo artists (who ran a business out of the house.) Two days ago, one of the cats kept staring at the ceiling and meowing. Brother and gf looked up and couldn't see anything. Also, the bathroom door keeps mysteriously swinging open on its own. Today, however, was the Day of Astonishing, 100% Guaranteed, Triple Your Money Back Proof.

We were all in the back alley when a car pulled up. A woman with a lot of very interesting tattoos on her arms (including a very nice Hello Kitty one on one hand) rolled down the window. I had a mysterious feeling that SHE was the tattoo artist who had owned the house! (See, this is also proof of psychic powers... it's a two for one...) Anyway, she then went on to say just that. She also told us that the house was haunted by a very nice male ghost, and that not only she but also two guests had seen it/him in the past.

As soon as Tattoo Lady was gone,my brother put on a spooky voice and advanced the theory that the cat and bathroom door incidents could be explained by the ghost. Gf remained unconvinced (even though she'd believed the weird story about the little kid who was supposedly the reincarnated fighter pilot.) I sternly told my brother to STOP IT immediately, because he has a bad habit of doing this.

So what do y'all think? Isn't this just the best proof of ghosts you've EVER heard of?

No.

 

[Cainkane1]

If only ghosts did exist but it is only wishful thinking.. Everything you described could be scientifically explained. I actually saw a ghost but it was only because I was home alone and bored. If you want something to happen bad enough it will. Get a hobby and and a circle of friends and you'll seldom have a need for a spook. Ghost hunting is a waste of time.

 

[bluesjnr]

Ah, to be young and naive again...

What makes you think ghosts cannot drive cars? They can open and close bathroom doors, can't they?

Have you actually visited this tattoo shop? You may be surprised - even startled - at what you may find.

What would be the point...................you know that it burned down TEN YEARS AGO!!!11!11!!!

 

[bluesjnr]

If only ghosts did exist but it is only wishful thinking.. Everything you described could be scientifically explained. I actually saw a ghost but it was only because I was home alone and bored. If you want something to happen bad enough it will. Get a hobby and and a circle of friends and you'll seldom have a need for a spook. Ghost hunting is a waste of time.

I want a million bucks in my bank account and a Swedish blonde with a speech impediment. What next?

 

[LandR]

I understand the Swedish blonde bit, but why a speech impediment ?

 

[Cainkane1]

I want a million bucks in my bank account and a Swedish blonde with a speech impediment. What next?

Concentrate very hard and you will "see" the money the problem is you won't be able to spend a hallucination. As for the blond lady you'll be able to see her too but I wouldn't get too amorous. Vision are very difficult to party with.

 

[dafydd]

I understand the Swedish blonde bit, but why a speech impediment ?

I think that is a variation of an old British joke.I want to marry a blond deaf and dumb nymphomaniac who owns a pub.

 

[Bikewer]

I would like ghosts to sit down and have a nice, witty conversation. Kind of like the ghosts in Topper. (complete with doggie ghost)
That would be pretty good.

All of this strange noises, cold spots, fleeting apparitions... Pretty lame after all this time.
You'd think at least one two ghosts would have gotten their act together enough to play checkers with you or something.

 

[Biscuit]

If a cat staring fixedly at absolutely nothing is proof of ghosts, then every building that has ever been occupied by a cat is haunted. Staring at stuff no one else can see is a cat specialty. At night, my cat often amuses himself by chasing invisible flying prey. I assume they are ghost bugs.

Based on my cats preference to an inverted position while staring at ghost I assume that all ghosts are upside down.

 

[Steven Howard]

Based on my cats preference to an inverted position while staring at ghost I assume that all ghosts are upside down.

Maybe you have Australian ghosts. Do your cats ever chase the ghosts? And if so, do they generally follow a clockwise or counter-clockwise pattern?

 

[Biscuit]

Maybe you have Australian ghosts. Do your cats ever chase the ghosts? And if so, do they generally follow a clockwise or counter-clockwise pattern?

Maybe I have an Australian cat. It would explain her propensity towards cat burglary.