Illegal Immigrants from China?

[The idea]

Did you know that most illegal immigrants from China do not arrive in the United States with a curator's knowledge of Ming ceramics?

 

[WildCat]

But they sure do know how to dry clean a sweater.

 

[corplinx]

If it weren't for illegal chinese immigrants, I wouldn't be able to get a "30 minute sensuous massage for $15" according to this coupon in the newspaper.