iGod -- chat with God!

Me: hello
God:Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me: kopji
God: Hi there kopji.
Me: welcome
God: Hello there kopji.
Me: hi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: kopji
God: Hi there kopji.
Me: I said that already
God: Perhaps. What did you mean by it? That is " Hi there kopji.".
Me: lets move on
God: That sounds good to me.
Me: can i have a horsee and duckie?
God: You want only one?
Me: yes
God: They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me: ok ten
God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about a horsee and duckie. Ayuh.
Me: ten duckies
God: I'm not good in math.
Me: you are not rally god
God: What makes you think I am not rally god?
Me: god knows math
God: I am a Christian.
Me: jesus was a jew
God: What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me: jesus wept
God: he is The Son of God.
Me: reason enough
God: What color are your eyes?
Me: blue
God: it is a very pretty color.
Me: my dog loves me
God: Did you grow up around animals?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: are you calling me a liar?
God: No I am calling you kopji.
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oh yeah this rocks!
 
I could do this all day.
Me: dear god
God: I believe in God.
Me: that answer is too complex for me to respond
God: " I believe in God." answer is too complex for you to respond ? Does that make sense?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: try harder
God: OK I will try it.
Me: do you believe yet?
God: I am a Christianity.
Me: Is that some kind of new shoe?
God: That depends.
Me: What does it depend on?
God: The context.
Me: So christianity is a new shoe
God: Aw. When is christianity not a new shoe?
Me: You ARE god
God: Yup. That's me alright.
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Me:
are you the one who is lying about being God?
God:
Yes I am the one and only one who is lying about being God.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
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Sorry to be a party pooper.
 
hee hee hee
Me: Hello God, remember me?
God: Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me: The Christians say you are not God
God: Tell me more.
Me: They say you are a liar
God: Maybe they were exaggerating a little.
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Me:
were you lying to me when you said you were lying about being God?
God:
No I was telling the truth.
Me:
you are decieving kopji huh?
God:
Yup. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am decieving kopji.
Me:
no go ahead.
God:
OK I will.
 
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