If...

[CORed]

No. Dressing as a clown is neither a high crime, nor a misdemeanor, unless one is the fashion police.

I suspect PWD, Walrus. Many Happy Returns!

DR

I think a high crime or misdemeanor is anything that a majority of the House and two thirds of the senate agree is a high crime or misdemeanor. The Republicans learned this the hard way when they couldn't get two thirds of the Senate to agree that committing perjury about a blow job qualified.

 

[CORed]

Imagine Obama gave a press conference on the BP oil leak in the rose garden. He talks eloquently about the need for the cleanup, the desire the American people have for justice, furrowing his brow as he talks about the upcoming legislation. He opens it up for questions, and as the white house correspondent from USA today stands up, Obama reaches into his fine black blazer and pulls out a packet of lucky strikes, placing one in his mouth, before preceding to light up. He continues smoking throughout the press conference. What happens to Obama in the coming hours, weeks, months? Alternatively, Obama is about to give a press conference on the recent terrorist attack. He comes out in eccentric clown makeup,big floppy red shoes, honking his handheld horn throughout?

Biden would decide that this was his big opportunity. He would invoke the 25th amendment, and try to convince Congress that Obama was off his rocker. He would fail, because enough people in Congress would realize that even off his rocker, Obama wouldn't be as bad as Biden.

 

[WildCat]

Damn, I thought this was going to be about what if Obama blew up an oil rig in the British North Sea in retaliation for the BP rig blowing up off Louisiana.

Anyway, IMHO Lucky Strikes would make huge gains in market share.