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Undesired Walrus

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Imagine Obama gave a press conference on the BP oil leak in the rose garden. He talks eloquently about the need for the cleanup, the desire the American people have for justice, furrowing his brow as he talks about the upcoming legislation. He opens it up for questions, and as the white house correspondent from USA today stands up, Obama reaches into his fine black blazer and pulls out a packet of lucky strikes, placing one in his mouth, before preceding to light up. He continues smoking throughout the press conference. What happens to Obama in the coming hours, weeks, months? Alternatively, Obama is about to give a press conference on the recent terrorist attack. He comes out in eccentric clown makeup,big floppy red shoes, honking his handheld horn throughout?
 
Undesired Walrus said:
Imagine Obama gave a press conference on the BP oil leak in the rose garden. He talks eloquently about the need for the cleanup, the desire the American people have for justice, furrowing his brow as he talks about the upcoming legislation. He opens it up for questions, and as the white house correspondent from USA today stands up, Obama reaches into his fine black blazer and pulls out a packet of lucky strikes, placing one in his mouth, before preceding to light up. He continues smoking throughout the press conference.
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I heartily endorse his right to smoke outdoors. However, he is a smart enough public speaker not to pull a stunt like that. Grammar Nazi note: Lucky Strike ought to be capitalized, it is a brand name. ;) LS/MFT
Alternatively, Obama is about to give a press conference on the recent terrorist attack. He comes out in eccentric clown makeup, big floppy red shoes, honking his handheld horn throughout?
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You mean Nancy Pelosi, right? ;D

*Oh dear, here come our Democratic friends, pitchforks raised on high!

DR
 
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I'd love it if he came out in a Batman suit.

If he smoked there'd be nonny-nonnying.

And, can we re-elect a man who's so weak-willed he can't quit smoking?



happy birthday! :D
 
Undesired Walrus said:
Would he be impeaced?
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For the smoking, I doubt it. Not illegal AFAIK. The clown shoes and horn, I would guess some kind of action would likely be taken since that would raise concerns about his sanity, but I don't think it would be impeachment.

Now, if he calls a press conference to "deal with the issues about his birth certificate once and for all", invites birthers, shows up as "Barackpool" (Deadpool), says "Hi. I'm a Marvel."and then shoots the birther in the face proclaiming "and boom goes the dynamite. Barackpool WINS!", reveals the birthers to be actors, and explains "Well, I figured we should have fun with the stupid."... THAT would be awesome!
 
He wouldn't be impeached but I bet there would be some people (birther types) that would call for his impeachment. Why? Well I think it is illegal to smoke on Federal property, so there you go.
As far as dressed as a clown, not impeachable, but I would want to squeeze the wheeze (I Think we are all Bozos on this Bus)
 
What would realistically happen after clown suit-gate? Would it be top item on the news for weeks, inquests?
 
Darth Rotor said:
I heartily endorse his right to smoke outdoors. However, he is a smart enough public speaker not to pull a stunt like that. Grammar Nazi note: Lucky Strike ought to be capitalized, it is a brand name. ;) LS/MFT

You mean Nancy Pelosi, right? ;D

*Oh dear, here come our Democratic friends, pitchforks raised on high!

DR
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I'm not sure Nancy Pelosi would be much less impressive in a clown costume. For her, just opening her mouth pretty much has the same effect.
 
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