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Hi! I'm back!

Is anyone convinced I'm God?

Are there any people here who believe in God's (i.e. my) existence but who don't believe who I say I am?

If so, why do you doubt my word (i.e. the word of God)?
 
AvalonXQ said:
The Bible explains how to "test the spirits" and measure the words to know if they are from God.
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No wonder I ended up nailed to a cross the last time I was here! Those tests are impossible to pass and are the words of The Devil. Ignore them and listen to me.

For example: http://www.answers2prayer.org/bible_questions/Answers/testing/test.html

Does the spirit try to force you to do something against your will? This is not a true spirit of God.
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Give me a break! I'm always asking people to do horrible things to show how much they love me. Most of the time they really don't want to do them, but they know there'll be hell to pay if they defy me!
 
I know You do "lame to walk" and all, but why don't you do teeth?

This'd be a really easy one for you, help (literally) billions of people to have a better quality of life, there'd be before and after xrays and stuff that You could point at for the skeptics, and your entire creation (except evil satan worshipping dentists, obviously) would be falling over each other to worship you. Heaven would fill up really quickly and everyone would have nice smiles.

How about it, huh?
 
BTMO said:
I know You do "lame to walk" and all, but why don't you do teeth?
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So you're saying Jesus was a snaggletooth?

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Do not judge, lest ye be judged!!!
 
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