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Heaven

Showmeproof said:
All I know is that if I make it to heaven, which looks bleak at the moment, I hope Scarlett Johansson or Selma Hayek are up there. That would make me EXTREMELY happy! :D
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That doesn't necessarily mean you have a chance in hell (or heaven) of getting either of them in the sack... just so ya know ;)
 
The single most unbelievable thing about heaven is that they have only had one rebellion.
Either they have an incredible propaganda machine, or superb security.

ETA- Better to reign in Hell. Old Milton was the man.
 
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Soapy Sam said:
The single most unbelievable thing about heaven is that they have only had one rebellion.
Either they have an incredible propaganda machine, or superb security.
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Well you see, the TV networks in heaven all belong to Rupert Murdoch, and the security guys all are former Bush campaign tour ushers.
 
Sex in heaven would be kind of annoying if you hear "What?" everytime you or your partner yells out!
 
To be honest, as I age, I find myself more concerned about whether they have decent tea.
 
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