Heaven... GUARANTEED!

[Kilted_Canuck]

My real name is 99% good, while Kilted_Canuck is 66% evil. While this post is 95% evil and 5% good!

 

[Roadtoad]

Yes, but with a written guarantee, who cares how good or evil your name is?

 

[c4ts]

Dammit, I'm only 60 percent evil!

On the other hand, "f**king" is 99% good, but just about everybody knows that.