Well, I used to watch the old Scooby Doo show and it never turned out to be a ghost. It was always the caretaker and his wife or another heretofore minor character that was fooling people into thinking there were ghosts.
Not in this case. Hamlet suspected every treachery that his dad said. Every foreshadowing like foulness in Denmark was already on his mind. The Ghosts never said to Hamlet,
And tell Gertrude the key to the wine cellar is under that snowglobe we bought in Oslo for our second week anniversary. Shakespeare would have given us this undeniable proof if he wanted Hamlet to have new intelligence that he didn't already possess.
Well as far
wait I hear something
I'm mocking ghosts yet I hear one myself
someone call 911
seriously
Never mind, it was a very distant scream of someone who is doth protesting too much. Something about a guy named Bill.
The voice of reason are we.
Ouch.
This movie version directed by John Gielgud and starring Richard Burton (I know they didn't study it in both drama AND lit and didn't see all the movie versions you have yet are still the cool kids at interpreting this stuff) had Gielgud just do a recorded voice of the ghost. No visual ghost. I'm not the only one.
So you say.
Where are these so called eggheads? I'll troll them to the ends of a horrific mythological place if I have to. Show yourselves you mysterious spirits!
Bill was ahead of his time and wrote the ghosts to play as real for the simple minded folk and as a hallucination of Hamlet's for people in the know.
Would you also want me to also deconstruct the last three seasons of
Celebrity Ghost Stories and tell you where I think the dialogue was when the celebrities started to be fooled on those shows too?
The soldiers nor celebrities need credulous dialogue to be fooled. The burden is rightfully on the person who believes in ghosts to prove there was a ghost. The story makes perfect sense without a real ghost. Why bring the supernatural in unnecessarily?
Right on,
The undiscovered country from whose bourn
No traveler returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
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