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Got Enough Condoms?

aggle-rithm said:
In all fairness, we don't know what they're using the condoms for. They could just be putting them on the cucumbers to...

You know what? I'm not even going to go into it.
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Kirk Cameron does - though apparently with bananas. If it's good enough for Kirk Cameron it's ....good...... enough....for....for....Well for sombody else somewhere anyway!
 
Condoms find frequent use for other applications besides segregating sperm from egg. F'rinstance, a respected motion picture sound technician recommends keeping unlubed condoms in your sound kit to put over microphones when recording in rainy weather. Back when I was active in rocketry, I'd use condoms for the egg-lofting competition instead of plastic bags.

I can see how a thin, elastic latex container might prove remarkably handy in an environment where you just can't run down to the corner store for something suitable.

Beanbag
 
Damien Evans said:
Well, it is in Australian Antarctic Territory, is it not?

Us Aussies aren't exactly prudes you know...
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Yeah, when I read they only had 11 per person per month, I wondered what they were planning to do with the other 30 days of the month.
 
Beanbag said:
I can see how a thin, elastic latex container might prove remarkably handy in an environment where you just can't run down to the corner store for something suitable.

Beanbag
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Given the ambient temps they might not work so well in that respect.
 
Suddenly said:
Aussies?

Without 16,500 paper bags aren't the condoms pretty much useless then?
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I think not.

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Rufo said:
Actually, since only roughly half of the staff will wear condoms (provided the distribution in terms of sex is fairly balanced), make that about 22 times a month.

Party indeed.
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Sometimes you need more than one. Like if it gets rough and the damn thing breaks.
 
Well if the woman's on top she can't get pregnant, right guys? That's still true, isn't it?
 
Well, they may not be using them there… I've just finished reading Sara Wheeler's Terra Incognita: Travels in Antarctica. Condoms get a mention:

Two women graduate students were working at Bonney at that time. One of them, a tall, feline individual called Cristina, was the target of a good deal of teasing, to which she retaliated in kind. John’s favourite story was that on her regular trips down to base Cristina had begun stockpiling free condoms from the McMurdo medical centre. It wasn’t that she needed them in Antarctica, she said, but that she never knew when they might come in handy at home, and as they were free – hey, she was a grad student. Arriving back at Bonney one day she had stepped out of the helicopter, dug her hand in her pocket to retrieve a glove and inadvertently brought out a handful of condoms which sprayed all over the helipad, whipped into the air by the blades and settling gently over her shoulders like confetti.
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Damien Evans said:
Well, it is in Australian Antarctic Territory, is it not?

Us Aussies aren't exactly prudes you know...
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gtc said:
Yeah, when I read they only had 11 per person per month, I wondered what they were planning to do with the other 30 days of the month.
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Sorry fellas, McMurdo is an American base. :D
 
Magenta said:
Well, they may not be using them there… I've just finished reading Sara Wheeler's Terra Incognita: Travels in Antarctica. Condoms get a mention:









Sorry fellas, McMurdo is an American base. :D
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Yeah, but it's in AAT, so maybe they've picked up some good habits
 
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