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Giuliani Indicted!

These people will never cease to provide endless entertainment.

On another note, having glanced at their Wanted Poster I notice Wirt D. Walker III looks suspiciously like my neighbour. Should I call CIB?

-Gumboot
 
Translation

Another addition to the Twoofers' lexicon:

Citizens' Court = Lynch Mob
 
I've shut down a few conspiracy fantasists by asking them, 'if you feel your evidence is so strong, why haven't you contacted a prosecutors' office?'.

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HeyLeroy said:
I've shut down a few conspiracy fantasists by asking them, 'if you feel your evidence is so strong, why haven't you contacted a prosecutors' office?'.
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Why should they? They can simply "try" people in their "citizen's court" without silly things like the burden of proof, legal representation, or having to present evidence to a jury.

Yeah.
 
My favorite part is that it was a citizens' grand jury. Even real grand juries are famous for voting to indict anyone for anything. New York's former Cheif Justice Sol Wachtler famously stated that a competent DA could get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich. See this Washington Times editorial, How to Indict a Ham Sandwich."


- No, I take it back. My favorite part is that they indicted David Rockefeller. The man is ninety-one years old.
 
Darth Rotor said:
Don't you mean

Ron Ron Ron Paul
Ron Ron Ron Paul

For ConspiRaider: THWEEEEEEEP! That fowl joke will get you a two minute minor in the poultry box, for high drum sticking. Even my :goat groaned.

DR
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heh, I am the first to get them mixed up (see SLC blog), but in this case, Don paul was the actiing Chief Prosecutor...but Ron Ron Ron Paul sound pretty much the same, so what ever toots your Cello.

TAM:)
 
parky76 said:
I hate to be harsh...but some Truthers are just really really stupid.
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At the beginning of The Mask of Zorro the Murrieta brothers are taken out into the desert, but attack their captors. The following exchange occurs:

Stupid Soldier: Hey... I thought you were tied up.
Joaquin Murrieta: That is because you are stupid.
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Every time CTers say stuff, I fell like responding as Joaquin did.

-Gumboot
 
I predict this "Citizens Grand Jury" will be studied by future legal scholars...

...as the worlds worst example of voir dire. :p

All these idiots did was round up a couple dozen of their idiot friends, spend a couple hours in a closed room agreeing with each other and then announce their idiocy to the world in a press release.

Meanwhile... back in the real world, any lawyer with more than three brain cells would have every last one of them bounced from a real jury pool without having to use a single preemptory challenge.
 
gumboot said:
At the beginning of The Mask of Zorro the Murrieta brothers are taken out into the desert, but attack their captors. The following exchange occurs:



Every time CTers say stuff, I fell like responding as Joaquin did.

-Gumboot
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From memory, from True Lies:

Torturer: Do you have anything you'd like to say, before we begin?

Arnie: I'm going to have to kill you pretty soon now.

Torturer (intrigued) Really? How?

Arnie: I'm going to use you as a human shield, kill that guard with the Peterson trocar on the tray there, then I was thinking about breaking your neck.

Torturer: And how are you going to do all this?

Arnie: You know my handcuffs?

Torturer: Yes?

Arnie: I've picked them.

(Mayhem ensues).
 
Darth Rotor said:
For ConspiRaider: THWEEEEEEEP! That fowl joke will get you a two minute minor in the poultry box, for high drum sticking. Even my :goat groaned.
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Tough crowd, holy friggin' Toledo.

Henny penny, one bad chicken joke and they want to tar and feather me.

Why'd I do it? Just beak-ause.

Iffn I had a buck, buck-buck-buck for every bad chicken joke I told, I'd be like the goose that laid the golden egg. As it is, I'm just a Malibu chicken.

P.S. (sorry again)

P.P.S. (not really. didn't get much output from my screenwriting efforts today so guess who has to pay? Yep. Youse guys)

P.P.P.S. (okay I put the heroine in the script in terrible peril, but forgot that I offed all her possible rescuers in the last scene. Oops.)

P.P.P.P.S. (maybe she finds a discarded chicken costume secreted in the air conditioning duct in her triple-guarded cell? And disguises herself as a bucket of buffalo wings under the steel cot? Yeah! That's the ticket!!!11one!!!11)
 
I like that the prosecutors only asked for indictments against two people and the grand jury returned indictments against 16 including Marvin Bush. Runaway Jury indeed!

I had the misfortune to listen to a bit of the testimony and it is excruciating. Make the guys at Gitmo listen to this instead of Christina Aguilera and I might agree that it constitutes torture.
 
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