Norman Alexander
Penultimate Amazing
How can anyone fall for it.
Can't they remember walking around in the UK and seeing pavement cafes, albeit not nearly as much as, say France.
Sounds like Kemi hasn't ever walked around in the UK...or France.
How can anyone fall for it.
Can't they remember walking around in the UK and seeing pavement cafes, albeit not nearly as much as, say France.
We need a British word for this new phenomenon, I suggest (and trademark since it's new) "Picnic". Do you think it will catch on?
One thing's for sure: those damn* Frenchies will never accept it!
*pronounced 'dem', as any fule no.
We are already farting in your general direction.
Vis a vis the "eating outside" nonsense Badenoch is warbling about I see two possibilities.
1. They've not actually done anything at all and they're just making up nonsense out of wholecloth to sell to the gammons.
2. They actually HAVE done something, and have removed some of the restrictions that there used to be about eating outside places, which were mostly for safety and to avoid people being in the way of others.
So either they've further stripped safety and common sense regulations or they're just making up bollocks. What a choice!
...a Melton Mowbray and a cheese and pickle sandwich...
[dribbles slightly]
Got some little pork pies in a crust flavoured with cheese - very nice.
Got some little pork pies in a crust flavoured with cheese - very nice.
Pork pies to your door? Tory party canvassers in the area? *badoom-tish
Badenoch says firms need to quit political activism and focus on business.
Jeebus, the contaminated blood enquiry is scathing.